Historically, farmers' fields were fertilized by mixing the ashes of previous generations of farmers into the soil whilst praying to their gods for a good harvest.
Tschaikovsky used to be a dear friend of the Lobster, and then he died.
Tschaikovsky's swan lake was entirely inspired by his many interactions with the lobster family.
Busses are called busses because they do be bussin'
Cars were invented by John C.H.G Carman in 1793, but no one managed to build a functioning one until much later
Trains are often associated with autism because they were mainly made and operated by people with autism.
Vincent van Gogh did not cut his ear off. It was accidentally snipped off by a lobster during an initiation ritual. But he did not tell anyone because he did not want to expose his interactions with the lobster family.
Luxembourg is not real.
Latvia is real.
Lithuania has not been real since it merged with Poland again in 2023 to form the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2: electric Boogaloo.
Horses can only sleep standing up if you see a horse laid down on the ground. It is most likely dead.
Sustainable warfare is not a real concept, and you should forget about it.
Washington's last name was actually a historical error, in fact, it is a bastardisation of his nickname: "wash a tonne" because he could always be found doing the loudly for himself and his men.
Oak trees are not true trees nor plants. They are actually a form of camouflaged animal that hides in forests to stalk their prey.
Beethoven got driven into insanity because he could not accept the love of the lobsters.
A chicken will always be a chicken and not a pheasant.
Yellow cars are typically not considered to actually be cars, this is why europeans hit one another after witnessing one
Not many people know this but the famous Italian polymath Leonardo Da Vinci was actually thought to have been what historians call "an proto otherkin" and was said to have a "catsona".
You can harvest someone else's brainpower by forcing them to spend all their creative energy on you.
Apricots are not fruits, but actually a type of sheep. Which is why you should always shave them before eating.
Busses are not actually motorized vehicles. In fact, they are a type of over-socialized animals, which is why the global right hates them.
The first commercial bakery in Yugoslavia used goats milk instead of water in their bread because it was more plentiful then drinking water.
In 1691 the first recorded use of the word "Skibidi" was used in a papal speach, it was though to be the name of a lesser known Archangel.
Jesus Christ actually had more than 12 deciples, however they died of blood alcohol poisoning due to Jesus Christ constantly turing their water into wine as a "prank".