I love the sound effects, but I so hate the laugh track. It makes me want to commit mass slaughter. Also, Wednesday is like two or something? Idk how kids work, she looks and sounds two. Anyhow, I love how we get nice shoots of the house decor, I love the decorations so much.
The story so far is interesting, scaring the hell out of a conservative looking guy. Love that. And I love Morticia's adoration and care for plants. Lerch my beloved; big, tall, a little slow in the head. He is awesome and I love him. There need to be more eggheads like him in the world.
Gomez is an autism train dad confirmed! I love that so much! Okay, I lied. He likes exploding trains. "Why have children just to get rid of them" Gomez is so real for that. Gomez my beloved.
This is so peak comedy, absolutely hilarious. I also adore Mr hiljard's hat, I am not sure if that is how you spell his name, but I doubt that he will be a significant character.
Morticia and Gomez are honestly such goals in life, I am so glad I have something similar to that. But yet, I must strive to be more like these two lovebirds, head over heels for one another.
Oh no, the kids are off to school. "A watched cauldron never bubbles" this is such a great quote. I love this so much. The school sucks, how dare they read the tales of the brothers Grimm, that is such evil nonsense.
Mr Hiljard being carried bridal style by Lerch is so heartwarming. That was something I really needed to see today, this cheered me up. I love this show, it is peak comedy. This is so fucking funny and terrible, I love it so much.
Mr Hiljard torture is something I needed so badly today. I love this show so much. Dragons are Canon to the addams family. I love that.
I think this episode sets the scene of the series awesomely thusfar.

(watched and written 04/11/2024)

Gomez and Morticia are once more the perfect lovebirds, and so caring about their kids. Are train explosions gonna be a regular thing in this show? Would not surprise me.
Why is Pugsley being so weirdly mean all of a sudden? Why does he like dogs out of a sudden, this is scary.
Gomez trying to bond with his son is quite interesting to be honest. And morticia's attempt is equally interesting, because neither of them are able to get through to Pugsley.
Morticia's tentacle dress is so awesome even the psychologist was disturbed, that is honestly such a life goal, maybe one day I'll be able to achieve that. I really hope I do.
Morticia's plants are so awesome, absolutely lovely. I wish I had plants like those who would just eat people and such. That would be absolutely lovely.
Pugsley boyscout was not what I expected in the slightest. He looks so silly, I can hardly imagine those silly little outfits used to be common place boyscout attire.
The psychologist is so dumbfounded, I absolutely adore this episode, he just does not know what he has to do to help the child. I love how they're unknowingly just torturing that man.

(watched and written 05/11/2024)

How many cousins do they have? Cousin Houston with the long neck, another cousin mentioned in episode one with a third arm coming out of their sternum. Cousin Imar, I think it was? He does not like turtlenecks, according to Gomez.
Lester being 110 volts DC was not something I expected to return. And him looking for love too, I absolutely love that. Lester looks great in while taking the picture, kinda like me when I do not wish to be photographed.
I am envious of their playing cards. They look so cool. they look so nice, I just have some regular ones from the 70s, closest that I will ever get to cards like these I recon.
Pugsley beating up a pig to get money was not what I expected. If only it was they easy though.
Uncle Lester uses preservatives to keep and not rot, while Morticia uses baking powder for her make up. I wonder if that would actually work though, might we worth a try sometime, would most definitely be interesting to wash off.
The miscommunication is so hilarious to be honest. Conflating sex or a relationship with cosmetics is absolutely devious.
Oh no, both brothers are doing handstands now, this is absolutely horrifying. They are defying gravity.

(watched and written 05/11/2024)

The grandma illegally voted in 1906, which is honestly so unfathomably based. I wish I could have done that too if I lived in that time, but I would have never been allowed to.
New cousin mentioned! Cousin grizzly, who faced the firing squad. How many cousins do they have. And an uncle, uncle blight. Grandpa swinson got mentioned too, or Swanson, possibly.
A vote for Hillary hat is so awesome. It looks so cheaply made, though. Oh wait, it says hilliard. "The L stands for Lucifer. Very appropriate for a politician." God I love this show.
The repeated kidnapping joke is deviously funny. Especially because usually they get afraid and want to leave when they see the chance.
Lester's campaign song for Sam L. Hilliard is honestly good. And the lion named kitty cat as a campaign animal is awesome. I love this show so much.
Gomez's speech being too controversial at every talking point is just confoundingly hilarious. How I love this show already. I expected it to be boring and slop going into it, but it is honestly the pinnacle of comedy. As is hilliard being deathly afraid of the Addams campaigning for them.
"You can't go in there, it's suicide! That's my mood exactly." I am crying. This is so funny. Wait, lore drop? Gomez is a prosecutor? This sucks. He claims to have put more criminals behind bars than any other man in the United States.
Torturing politicians is ridiculously funny and based. Hilliard even quit politics forever, and will likely leave the country. LMAO the sped up getting up to make Gomez appear more athletic is hilarious.

(watched and written 05/11/2024)

Cousin bleak is hard to draw and has 3 eyes. I am going to take notes on all the family.
The kids are going to a white picket household for a kids birthday party. This shall be interesting.
Gomez without the kids at home is awesome. I love how romantic he gets to be when the kids are not around. They are such a great and lovely couple.
Now there is an inter family fued between the white picket Pommeroys and the Addams. This will probably be fun. It appears Pugsley punched Harold. OH WAIT, it was Wednesday that punched Harold.
Cousin Curdle! Punches people in the eyes from behind supposedly. So many cousins.
Cousin farouk a diver hunting after rare animals. He got eaten by the swordfish now mounted on the wall.
Gomez is really upset at the Pommeroys for looking down on them. Which I honestly did not expect. Usually he is a really cool, calm, and collected fella. But I guess it makes sense.
Aunt blemish is a barn, grandpa slarp has buck teeth and receding chin. Cousin clod, very photogenic. That's all about them. Grand uncle Grizzly was a traitor for the money. This is such an interesting look into the family dynamics.
Morticia's family originates from colonial Salem, involved with the witch trials. Gomez's family live in a village deep in the Amazon. And one of Gomez's ancestors, back in 270AD, set light to the library of Alexandria. Mamount Callie Pasha Addams was her name.
I am fairly certain they could only afford the lion for a small couple shots. Because I am pretty sure the scene of the lion walking down the stairs was used already. Honestly though, great way to save budget.

(watched and written 05/11/2024)

The torture chamber being used as a relaxing chamber is great, relaxing in the torture equipment is better even.
Oh hey, they brought back the beating money out of a pig scene, pretty sure they just copied the entire scene from last time. Just in its entirety.
Gorgo the gorilla is learning how to communicate because of Pugsley. This is awesome, too bad pugsley needs to leave. I see no way in which this could possibly backfire.
Oh shit, he escaped and is now temporarily living with the Addams family. Lerch does not like Gorgo, which is deeply saddening. How could you not like such an amazing little cutie.
I find it hilarious that Lerch's hand movements do not match the music he is playing. This is simultaneously funny and so very bothersome.
I think one of the plants confused sn old lady with a small barely a hat hat for a hamburger, because it tried to eat her head.
Why did gorgo scare off the women. He is so clumsy. I wish he had not tried to replace Lerch. Morticia deserves some friends to chat with on occasion.
I am glad Gorgo got a better job now though. He gets to iron clothes in front of a crowd instead of being locked in a cage to just be watched. I am happy at his success.

(watched and written 05/11/2024)

Wednesday is so adorable, wanting to play autopsy with a dull knife. The romantic scene of morticia sharpening the blade for Gomez is so heart melting. I love these two. Only a little sad that it had to be interrupted by Gomez needing to carve fester into a pumpkin.
Evil punch evil punch evil punch! I love the evil punch! What in the cops? The cops are searching for the getaway car whom are hiding at the addams family household. This should be fun. OH my hell. Pugsley and Wednesday are disguised as regular kids. Horrifying.
Pugsley and Wednesday are absolutely horrifying. Morticia and Gomez are hosting the criminals in their house. Gomez not realizing they are criminals and just giving them more money is ludicrously hilarious.
Gomez is still jealous of morticia's ex, Robert sticks. Thing sneakily replacing the gun with a bread is hilarious. A poetry reading as done by Gomez with lurch on the keys.
The guests are forced to play the barking(?) game but with a live craving instead of apples. And they both got grabbed. Oh my, they used the same recording of a lion again! That puts the lion counter at what, three? I should grab it sometime and just use it as a gift somewhere.
Morticia and Gomez find hide and seek a weird and eccentric game which may be too weird. Buy they indulge in it regardless due to the addams hospitality. Thing locks the door so the game can go on.
They got arrested regardless. Because they are a little silly. And now they are rotting in jail, but morticia and Gomez interpret it as a vacation. I love these two little sillies.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

Gomez is dressed up in armor and jealous of Morticia for meeting up with an old childhood friend. But said old friend is just there to scam the addams' for all they are worth and is afraid of their eccentricities.
He is just complimenting the hell out of the both of them. Gomez is so visibly jealous of Morticia talking to other men. Gomez is now just venting his jealousy to Fester, but he is not listening.
Gomez and Fester are going to try to make him so uncomfortable to make him want to leave by making it a regular fancy room. And as expected, he very much so enjoyed it.
Gomez is going to try to use another woman to lure him away. A maid whom wants to marry. Uncle Fester is being sort of creepy to the maid. Now Morticia is jealous, too, because she saw Gomez teaching the maid how to be romantic. Thing is giving Morticia advice on what to do, but Thing just wants revenge.
The scammer and the maid are finally falling for each other. Morticia and Gomez just need to learn how to communicate properly. Because if they were to do that, their issues would be gone.
Gomez wants to commit assisted suicide because of him losing Morticia's love, but all of his attempts are foiled.
They are now trying to communicate and yet failing miserably. Fester and Lurch are trying to help them two rekindle their love. Morticia and Gomez are now back to their usual lovey dovey selves.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

Morticia feeding the plants is wholesome as always. The neighbors are newly weds, and it makes Morticia and Gomez reminisce on their love. But the new neighbors are not as they expected. Very middle class and white and out of love.
The new neighbors are so shocked at everything about the addams' like literally everyone in this show. Anyway, they were cleaning their pet octopus which is a normal adjusted thing to do. Fester broke in through the floor to say hi. Anyway, they found out they are, in fact, hiring the house from Gomez.
The Addams find the neighbors weird because they do not act as they do. Anyhow, the newly weds are being invited over for some rounds of bridge, which is a game I wish to learn too. Why is Marticia doing animal impression, and why is it turning Gomez on. Why is Gomez into Bullfrog noises.
Uncle Fester is out for blood. And thus grandmama is too. The newlyweds are fighting already. Morticia placing the roses upside down was honestly adorable. I love the weird things.
The newlyweds are so tense and stressed about everything. Thing creeps out the newlyweds so much, and Morticia is capable of turning into a smoke machine apparently. That is so anxiety inducing.
Aww, they got married on Friday 13th, that is honestly romantic. They desperately want to leave the lease. And so the husband told them he had to go to Hong Kong. But Gomez bought the company he worked for and now he is still stuck living next to the addams.
Gomez is back on wanting Morticia to Bullfrog for him. And now they are about to fuck for three days straight.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

The kids are just blowing up the house because Wednesday wants to celebrate losing her front tooth. Fester is mad because Wednesday is stealing his dynamite.
Wednesday is running away from home with just 12cents to her name, but Wednesday is running away to elsewhere in the home so she can be around to see them suffer.
Morticia and Gomez are going to call the police to organize a search party. And the cop is honestly just confused. Fester casually describing his traumatic childhood and thinking it is absolutely normal.
The cop is now angry because the kid has been found already, also, apparenly half the kids in town are missing. Six hundred twenty-eight missing persons. Which is an awful lot.
Wednesday's plan failed and thus, she is now actually running away to the tuna cannery. Oh my, morticia and Gomez's dancing was horrifyingly bad, I love it. Usually, they are awesome dancers, but not this time.
Gomez whipping out a candle flame and then catching Morticia with his whip is so seductive. I would swoon if someone were to do that to me.
Uncle Fester looking like a creep picks up Wednesday from the police station and tries to leave immediately. Morticia is now whipping out candles aatop of Gomez's head. That was also rather seductive.
The detective cop is now getting confused and mentally illified by Morticia and Gomez. And he is being framed as if he is fully losing it. And he also feels like he's losing it when he sees Wednesday at home again.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

The trains are back woo yeah ooh yeah woo yeah ooh yeah. But Gomez is sad because wrecking trains is not as fulfilling as it once was.
Morticia is proposing going on a trip somewhere fun, like death valley. But Gomez is apprehensive. And so they intend to have some people over.
And now some Russian visitors are planning to visit the Addams, not know what kind of people the Addams are. And now they are introduced to a meat eating plant. I fear the Russians will have a bad idea of average American family. They think meat-eating self learning plants are the norm in America.
"First a plant that eats and thinks, then a hand of flesh and bones" thus is not a robot, silly Russians. The Russians are now watching fester charge himself up. Fester is now gonna run after automobiles.
I love Lurch. Very big and muscular. They think normal American citizens have "robots" like Lurch. I like how this guy just fed the octopus because he could not believe it ate stuff that fast.
The Russians have now discovered the disintergrator gun. Point it at something and it disappears. They also now learning about the anti gravity gun. Cousin creep got shot out of existence, but he was still giggling and laughing after he was gone. Why is the stock market a recurring joke.
Why are they crushing Uncle Fester's head to get rid of the headache. Oh no, the Russians wanted to kidnap Lurch. I am gonestly glad they failed. Also, morticia and Gomez's knife game is on par.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

Cousin melancholia, she has a nice hat. She also has relationship troubles. Cleopatra the plant is awesome. I love her. Gomez is trying to think of everyone he knows so set her up with someone.
Cousin gripes got mentioned only very shortly.
Lurch is getting forced into a romance with cousin Melancholia, poor guy. They want him to elope ASAP. But he appears to desperately not want to be in a relationship with her.
Uh oh, the lawyer guy is being forced to visit the Addams. Mister Harvey's his name. He thought he got out of it, but now he is being sucked back into the heart of the Addams family again. And mister Harvey is going to be shipped with cousin Melancholia. Addams and Harvey are now drinking a smoking drink.
Cousin melancholia is really off-putting to Harvey, but they keep pressuring Harvey regardless and he is basically trapped in the house due to his job. I feel like this show has a very repetitive premise.
Cousin Melancholia is honestly quite pretty. Harvey is now semi officially married with cousin Melancholia. "He's a man, she's a woman, perfect match" is Gomez homophobic now? What the hell. I thought he was chill (he still is chill). Cousin Melancholia is eating Harvey's face and her fiance Fred walks in and gives Harvey a suckered punch.
I almost feel bad for Harvey, but I mean, he chose to be a lawyer, so most of my sympathy is gone. They mainly go for money and defend heinous actions by corporations such as Amazon.
Why is Gomez talking so negatively about cousin Melancholia. Uncle crib has long arms.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

Lurch has received his annual invitation to the butlers ball, but he does not want to go. Gomez is now vigorously kissing morticia again. And now Gomez is forcing him to go.
Lurch reveals he does not want to go because he is a wallflower and can not dance. Now they are hiring a poor unassuming dance instructor. Uncle droop and aunt drip liked to be close.
The dance instructor passed out into Lurch' arms. And the instant she came to, she passed out again. And again. Lurch fainted too, but he did because he got called buster.
The kids are now looking for Lurch because he up and hid. Thing ratted out Lurch' hiding spot to Wednesday, twice. Now Wednesday turned into Lurch' teacher. And she taught him to dance like a ballerina. Which is quite a horrifying sight.
And now Morticia is giving teaching Lurch a go. But it is not going particularly well. Lurch sprained his back because of it, and now he is being stretched on the torture machine. And it fixed his back, luckily.
And now Gomez is trying to teach him complicated tango moves. Which is going even worse. Lurch did really well, until he snapped Gomez' back. Cousin blob was deathly afraid of ghosts, but now he is one. And grandma squint lives in the attic, cackling all about.
Lurch is going to the ball dressed like a clown. And he is there just sitting by himself all alone. Poor man. But some mysterious woman is doing the tango with him (it is morticia in disguise). And it I'd going perfectly.
Lurch came home all happy and stuff with a price and all. Morticia and Gomez are going to enjoy the nailbeds together now. If you know what I mean. Morticia is making her roses look pretty as ever.

(watched and written 11/11/2024)

Grandma learns to do art, though be it in her own way. She wants an art critic to rate her abstract work. The art critic is unable to help Mama find a teacher to help her advance her artistic abilities. Oh my god, Picasso was still alive during this, I hope they actually got him on the show. Aw, they were unable to. That is sad. They do have a suicidal fake picasso, though. He has a nice noose.
Wednesday, explaining to picasso how she beheads dolls is great. Wednesday is such a creepy three year old, but all of them are to be fair. I feel like picasso would actually fit in more with the Addams. Picasso is apparently the only visitor ever to appreciate pate of yak. Picasso is revealed to be a fake Picasso. And now Gomez is trying to get him to become a better artist. Also, there is a new lion scene. Picasso is locked in the torture/relax room and forced to make art until he is unable to make any more. Picasso keeps trying to escape but repeatedly gets caught. Now picasso is trying to escape through pugsley's tunnels, with a lion in them.
After Picasso escaped through the tunnels, lurch returns him to Gomez. Sam Picasso claims creation over Wednesday's works, and the art appreciator loves them too. Picasso gets the biggest pay day imaginable. And now morticia, Wednesday, and thing are painters too.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

The addams family finds an injured man, and they try to help him. Anyway, more lion content. The fuy is a musician, and Gomez does not understand what a guitar is. The guy has all Rockstar speech and such. On top of that, he also has Rockstar mannerisms. Rocky is quite shocked about the addams family. And is growing increasingly apprehensive to leave. As it is shown more and more that the addams treat him more human than his manager.
His manager is his father. And he wants to get rocky back on stage. The addams do not want this, as they want to just surprise Rocky for his birthday. They even set up a gift hunt for Rocky, such caring people, the Addams are. Rocky starts arguing with his dad about wanting to be seen as a human, like the addams see him, and it appears to have worked. This episode is so wholesome. I absolutely love it. Rocky is giving the addams gifts to show appreciation for all the help they have offered. Rocky has now become a businessman. Maybe not quite wholesome after all.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

Pugsley is playing with a radio, and the addams family pulls shenanigans on the other people using the radio.
New family member mentioned: Uncle flubby. A very shakey individual.
The cops are going to visit the Addams family... again. They are trying to decode their radio messages. The ones that are not encoded. They do not believe in the Addams lifestyle. The postman is scared out of his mind due to the regular Addams shenanigans. They give him access to all their mail. Like complete, unsupervised free access. He is frightened out of his mind. Wholly and completely. His mind can not comprehend the addams eccentricities. The postman quits due to it all.
The US government is now trying to send in an undercover plumber to read through their mail. But alas, he too is scared out of his mind. The plumber is being intimidated by Uncle Fester. The plumber now witnesses the plants being fed. Morticia and Gomez are debating exactly what is making the plumber tweak the fuck out. They are only making him more scared and tweaky. They now reach out to the special agent who is in the field. And he, too, will most definitely get scared to hell and back.
The field agent is being put in citizens' arrest by the addams. Pugsley wants to beat the [slur] from outer space. Old sit coms really do not age well, do they. Gomez and Morticia smoking a hookah was not something I expected to see. But that is incredibly based of the two of them.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

Lurch smiled and showed happiness, and he is now being relaxed in the torture chamber for it. Lurch's mother is coming to visit. Everyone is coming together to pretend to be Lurch's servants. They are teaching Lurch how to be fancy and master like.
Cousin imar is mentioned again, and he lives in Princeton, or, at least, he goes to school there.
Mama rings the doorbell. She is a small old lady who really likes her son. She is aggressive and energetic. She is such a mean lady. She hates everything about the Addams household and desperately wants it turned into a normal household. She wants to break apart Morticia and Gomez.
Lurch's mom is such a cunt, I hope she has a heart attack and dies. Anyhow, Morticia and Gomez have been kicked out, and for what? For being in love with one another. Fester and Mama are mistaken for butlers, and Lurch's mom is going home at last. Lurch is fully convinced he is the boss now. Meaning he does not want to do his job any longer.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

The boys are playing with Gomez' train set, but Fester is too excited to play. He wants to pack his bag. Uncle Fester has fallen ill and is unable to produce any electricity, and thus, they may have to cancel the new cave exploration. Oh, how sad. Uncle Fester is being pressured to moon bargain for his health, and Gomez and Morticia join in, too. Thing is falling ill, too. It appears to be spreading. Which has been confirmed by their vulture falling ill, too.
They are now calling for their family witch doctor to offer aid to them. But he no longer does house calls these days. So now they are calling an ordinary doctor to come check up on Fester. Festers tongue is discolored. The doctor is confused as to what is bugging him. His pulse is zero, and his temperature is -3F. Fester gets cured, and so does thing because things was just sad over the trip getting canceled.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

The Addams family wants to go on vacation, but they do not know where to. They want to go to the moon and ask a 60s sci-fi proto ai for aid in achieving this goal. The computer is really nice to Morticia. It would cost one billion, twenty-one dollars, and 13 cents. They have made a scheme to come up with the money, which is likely illegal. But they are still going to attempt it. The scheme is working quite well. At least, it would be if their investor played along. But he refused to thinking it would not work. The investor now owes the Addams $8,000,000. He wants one final bet in the hopes the Addams lose all their cash, so he loses his debts. The race gets really tense, a one on one battle of the horses, and the Addams horse wins, despite the odds. But the horse has been disqualified for being a horse. Which is frankly upsetting. I would have liked to see a big money Corp getting screwed over.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)

The Addams are talking to a park commissioner. They give him some money, and he is on his merry way. Why does Gomez keeps getting horny as hell over Morticia's speaking French? This is making me cringe, as I am a certified hater of the French language. Anyhow, cousin ITT comes by to visit. Cousin ITT decapitates Fester for a party trick. Cousin ITT is making the bats come out of hiding, which is cute. Anyhow, Gomez comes up with the plan to get their cousin ITT hired at the zoo, with the added threat of pulling the check if they do not hire him.
The commissioner thinks cousin ITT is an animal. Cousin ITT is chained up and being taken to the zoo as a pet by the commissioner. Morticia and Gomez celebrate over cousin ITT being hired and finally getting to settle down. Fester almost shot Gomez in the head, looking for the escaped creature from the zoo. Morticia is feeling rather sad about the escaped creature and is unable to focus on checkers due to it. Gomez and Morticia fear for their safety because the monster has been reported to be in their house. The confusion is being solved, or, at least, it looks like it should be. The commissioner is now being threatened to hell and back.

(watched and written 27/12/2024)