Wtf is this show? Why is he fucking his teacher, well, was. He should really tell the cops about that. That's illegal and immoral. Why is it so tense? I don't know what is going on. It is boring confusing and tense. Murder mystery? More and more just keeps happening. There's so many plot lines opening, I wonder if any of them go anywhere.
A bag full of money? What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.
He's gonna do it all, take classes with his groomer, play higher level football and work with his dad. I bet he'll burn out. I wonder where the fuck it is going.
"We shouldn't do this"
"We definitely shouldn't do this"
Proceeds to do it.
Archie is such a fucking asshole, i wanna whoop his ass and fuck his dad's ass.
Corpse in the water Body ody ody ody ody ody.

(watched and written 25/10/2024)

Pedo groomer teacher tells victim that they would both go to jail if the cops found out they fucked. Jughead is awesome. The redhead is so mean and horrible. I hate her. Jughead suspects Archie. The gay boy doesn't like the jock boy toy he smashed.
Jughead saw Archie get assaulted by his music teacher, I wonder where this will go.
Veronica is absolutely spitting facts. To the blonde bitch.
Redhead strikes again "crazy tweaked out sister" omg wtf. Immediately followed by "get out of my fucking else or else I'll fucking kill you"
Jocks can't handle getting bullied for one day. Archie fucking got his ass beat because he couldn't handle a fraction of the bullying the weird kid has to deal with daily. Fuck I hate Archie, he's such a fucking pussy.
Jughead is so real. I think he views himself as a ghost.
Cheryl is getting arrested. Hell yeah. But the murder didn't happen like we expected.

(watched and written 25/10/2024)

Why is there twincest. Why were the twins fucking eachother? I hate this show. Everything is happening so weird. Archie lied to the cops about getting manipulated by his teacher. And Veronica is going on a date with a random player. Archie gets grounded.
This show is great at overwhelming you with information.
Chuck is a slut shaming alpha who has his goons bark at girls.
Veronica is quite based tbh. I hope she kills Chuck.
Chuck just lies about fucking people and the slut shames them about the lies. Sheryl should fucking die istg. She thinks these life ruining lies aren't a big deal and she's defending the boys. I hope she dies. So bad.
Chuck is stuck in a pool with Veronica and Betty. What is gonna happen. Polly is there instead of Betty. What the fuck is going on?? This show is so wild.
Back to Jughead. He is so great. I love him. He's gonna shake someone down.
Chuck got fucking shakendown, boiled, drugged, and forced to expose the truth. I'm so glad he got a fraction of what he deserved.
And Archie is back to getting groomed.

(watched and written 25/10/2024)

Betty told Archie that the teacher is assaulting him. Finally. Someone stands up for him. I am so glad people see what a scumbag the teacher is.
Cheryll is such a cunt, like always. Taking sneaky creepy pictures of two people talking in order to feed the toxic gossip train. Wishing to disrupt people's messy life's through half lies based on messy truths.
The music teacher groomed Jason before he got killed? Well, potentially.
Once again Veronica is so based. Putting tsjarriel in her place. Ugh, I love her, she should die, I hate her.
Archie is so oblivious to getting groomed and is threatening his friendship. I wish he could see what his teacher is doing to him. I mean, he's a grade b asshole, but he doesn't deserve this.
Once more there is too much going on. The music teacher is intensifying her grooming. Veronica's mom is being very sus with some gang members.
Betty is defending the sex offending music teacher for some god forsaken reason (the reason is her mom wanted to expose the music teacher, but only to hurt Archie)
Anyway, someone broke into the detectives house (the dad of the gay guy whom I hate, who also just made out with a gang member, which, good for him.) But now the entire house is trashed.
Veronica's dad is doing a bunch of illegal stuff from jail in order to keep Veronica's rich bitch life going. And Veronica doesn't seem to despise it.

(watched and written 25/10/2024)

Survivor twin had a nightmare while sleeping in her dead brother's bed?? Beth or something is as annoying and obnoxious as ever. Football captain battle? I forgot ij which way this would be relevant. Archie was him. Archie was incredibly relevant. He was the victim of grooming. So now he is trying to avoid his memories by avoiding music. That makes sense.
Cheryl and Veronica are bitching to eachother again, but they are somehow growing closer, which honestly, is great.
Archie is put under high pressure for both football and music. This sets up the tension of which to choose. FUCKING FATHER JOHN MISTY IN RIVERDALE I AM GOING TO FUCKING COMMIT MURDER. WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN HERE, AND WHY THIS SONG??? I HATE LIFE RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK. NO WONDER THIS SONG IS SO OVERRATED, ALL THE RIVERDALE FANS LISTEN TO IT.
Jughead and polly are talking about Jason and how he was a drug dealer. Archie is getting absolutely wrecked in football, whoops. He also fucked up his hand. There's also a love triangle thing being set up with Archie and Veronica and Valerie. And now the new music teacher is shutting him down. Sad.
Riverdale got founded on a maple syrup company? That is honestly quite interesting. Cheryll's parents are now interrogating Veronica about her father's arrest. OH SHIT! Cheryll's mom is so passive agressice about her brothers death to her. They fully blame her.
Why does cheryll have such a rich bitch bed. I forgot she was so fucking rich. Anyway, they funeral dealio is happening, and cheryll's mom was being a shithead to Veronica's mom. WHAT THE FUCK CHERYLL IS IN ALL WHITE?? That is interesting, she represents purity and rebirth. She is dressed like she is going to have a celebration of life more so than a mourning of loss. And yet, she mourns.
Jughead and Betty are breaking into Jason's house. But they got caught by cheryll's grandma. She reveals Polly and Jason were gonna wed, and that Jason gave a family heirloom to Polly to show his love for her. The plot thickens.
Cheryll is going to get shipped out to a boarding school in evil communist EUROPE. OH THE HORROR! Cheryll's great grandpa killed Betty's great grandpa over the maple syrup company. Which is why the family is tensions weee so high. And Polly might be pregnant?? Jason made her sick, and she is staying gone until she is no longer sick. Which might mean she is pregnant.
Archie just became team captain! Because he retired Jason's number. But Archie refused, and so he chose music over football.
Jughead monologue talking about the poison emanating out of cheryll haunted house on the hill. The love, hate, lies, and secrets. They will all contaminate the town. Anyhow, Betty's dad is suspect of the robbery of the sheriff. And thus also of the murder of Jason.

(watched and written 08/11/2024)

Archie is about to sing love on stage buy he is choking up. Massive stage fright. And tell me why his supposed friends were leaving him behind. And Valerie is unable to sing with him because he is a pussycat.
Polly was not sent to a mental institution, rather, she was sent to an institution for troubled kids. You know, one of those places with rampant child abuse.
Veronica and Archie are about to sing together? Hell yeah! That should be fun. OH SHIT VALERIE QUIT THE PUSSYCATS!??!?!? This will be dramatic between Valerie and Veronica.
Fred and Veronica's mom have mad tension. And they are making the fuck out, full on mutual face eating. And Veronica saw it.
Valerie is probably going to get replaced. And Veronica's mom is in deep trouble with Veronica. Veronica is now mad at Archie for singing with Valerie instead of her. And because of Archie's dad kissed Veronica's mom. And Archie is defending their parents actions. Veronica is now a furry cat, I mean pussycat. Just out of revenge on Archie.
Jughead and Betty are visiting Polly without their parents consent. This home is madly Christian. Like intensely Christian. Crosses all over. Polly is so happy to see Betty. And POLLY IS INDEED PREGNANT!! I PREDICTED IT!
Jason's parents drove a wedge between Jason and Polly, and Polly tried to run away with Jason on July 4th. And she does not know that Jason was killed. Now Polly is having a massive breakdown.
Veronica's mom and Fred are on a dinner date. Josie's dad is upset at Josie about Valerie leaving the pussycats. Betty's mom is comparing Betty to Polly, calling her delusional and depressed.
All the parents in this show are so terrible. Every single one is horrible. Anyway, there was drama at the dinner town council meeting.
Veronica and Josie are chatting with eachother, and Josie is defending Veronica's mom cheating too, sort of. Veronica's mom is trying to pressure Veronica into signing a contract to give the job to Fred. But Veronica does not want to sign it unless Veronica's mom stops seeing Fred, which she does not agree to. And thus Veronica's mom forged Veronica's signature.
Archie is trying to get Valerie to play with the pussycats regardless. Even though she quit. Jughead enters Betty's room through the window to talk to eachother more. JUGHEAD KISSES BETTY YASSSS THEY ARE MY OTP. JUGHEAD AND BETTY ARE MY OTP. But Betty realizes that there was another clue in the middle of it.
Valerie is a pussycat again. And they perform while we see Betty and Jughead explore the clue. A stashed away ca4 from Jason, part of their great escape plan. It is filled with drugs, and Jughead touched the drugs. And they were seen by someone.
Now Archie is about to do his solo. And Veronica is apologizing to Archie and vice versa. The football furries are being absolute dicks again causing him to stress. But he is still going for it. Veronica recorded part of it? Interesting.
And Polly and Jughead went to the sheriff to tell him about the car. I am so willing to bet it is gone when he looms for it. Almost definitely going to be the case.
Archie did amazingly and turned the mean football guys gay with how good it was. Archie and Valerie kiss, even after Archie and Veronica bonded. Interesting. VERONICA FINDS OUT ABOUT THE FORGED SIGNATURE. Woop woop.
The car was lit on fire by someone, and Betty and Jughead were rescuing polly, but she jumped out the window and there is blood.

(watched and written 08/11/2024)

Jughead ideal Christmas vs his real Christmas. But for some reason Archie had a literal knife in his back, and blamed Jughead for it. Jughead is revealed as being homeless. Archie wants Jughead to crash at his but Jughead does not fully want it.
Veronica is finally standing up to her douchebag mom. And now there is a gossip circle but someone was listening in and texting. Oohhhh tension. Jughead and Betty are becoming more official.
Cheryll is telling the cops about polly's escape and started an online hate campaign against Polly. Calling foe her death. Jughead's dad is horrible. An alcoholic unwilling to get a job again out of spite.
Betty Jughead are doing a search campaign for her to find her before someone kills her. The anti Polly campaign is there too. They publicly announced Polly's pregnancy.
Betty and Jughead are official now, they are so good together. Betty knows where Polly is, and is hiding her away in her attic. She is trying to keep her in Riverdale.
Jughead's dad is getting a job again after all. But Veronica's mom does not want to work with him because they have past drama together. WHY THE FUCK WAS WARRIOR BY AURORA IN THIS SHOW?? HUH??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SOUNDTRACK??
cheryll is offering to help Betty provide for Polly. Fred was in a band called the Fred heads? Veronica is hardcore manipulating her mom because she is manipulating her. Their dynamic is THE WORST. They should NOT be together. Veronica feels like shit because of what her mom does.
Jughead, his dad and Archie were jamming out together. Jughead's dad is telling Archie why he and Fred have drama together. And jughead's dad is back to alcoholism!!! Hell yeah!
Betty and cheryll are talking to cheryll's parents. Veronica's mom cut her off. And jughead's dad is absolutely shitfaced drunk. Jellybean/JB is so cool. Ten years old and listening to Pink Floyd on vinyl. She is really for that, I am glad she got away from Jughead's dad. I hope she is safe with her mom.
Veronica and her mom and talking, finally. Veronica's mom and Fred are allowed to stay together, but not under Veronica's mom's roof.
Jughead is getting taken away by the cops. Because he got bullied and left behind by his dad he is now a key suspect of a murder. What the fuck. Betty wants to help protect Jughead. Archie's dad is lying to protect Jughead. And Jughead's dad left him like usual. Jughead has to stop his dad from making his situation worse. Jughead's dad seems upset that Jughead might not want to stay with him. Now Jughead's deadbeat dad is promising to get his shit together. But Jughead appears to not believe him and lies about it to his dad.
How is this show constantly so fucking jam-packed with bullshit? It is insane, the pace of this show. Archie's dad is forging stuff to prove Jughead's false alibi.
Polly is now staying under Veronica's roof, temporarily and in hiding. Similarly to Jughead crashing at Archie's after all. Jughead's dad has a sweater of Jason's. What the actual fuck???

(watched and written 08/11/2024)

Polly Cooper is talking about the Jason situation. The drugs situation was a one time deal, so they could have had enough money to run away together. Supposedly the ring was still in the car when it was lit on fire.
The gay guy loves Veronica's rich bitch gossip. Why did Betty's mom reach out to Betty and Veronica. Oh, just to bash them. Anyway, Fred's crew pulled out from the construction project because they have a bigger longer term job coming up. So now this project is unable to continue. This means that Archie's dad is starting to go into bankruptcy because he simply cannot afford to not start the job.
Polly is going to gave a semi-public baby shower so she can see her and Jason's family without anyone killing eachother. And this baby shower might cause Veronica's dad to lose any prospect of earning back any amount of wealth.
Fred and cheryll's dad are fighting eachoyher monetarily. And Fred is challenging cheryll's dad. Oh shit, Archie is doing child labor with his friends for Fred, in an attempt to safe his business. I am pretty sure this is not OSHA compliant.
The jobsite is getting vandalized and moose got hardcore beat up. And the ones who beat him up are threatening to keep beating them all up if they continue working.
Archie is calling out the sherif for being horribly biased against them, as are most people in the town. They just hate to see people thrive, I guess.
Moose and Archie are looking for the people who did this by going to the south side serpents, and Jughead denied his invitation. It was also revealed that Jason dealed drugs for the serpents.
Jughead's dad is some higher up in yhe south side serpents. And just saved Archie's dad. Jughead's dad called Fred to pick him up and told Archie he was not responsible/did not do it out of revenge on his dad.
Betty's mom is apologizing to Polly, her daughter, for wanting to put ger baby up for adoption. Jughead's dad and Fred are talking, and jughead's dad is offering to help find out who trashed his place.
The baby shower is continuing, and Archie just dropped in to tell everyone Jughead's dad was a serpent. Bruh, this is the worst place and time ever.
Betty's mom and Cheryll's mom are fighting in front of the crowd. And Polly is blaming them both, and their families in general, for Jason's death. Before disappearing into a private space. Polly's dad tried to get Polly to abort the baby, without her wanting it.
Archie and his dad are bickering about what Archie did. And Archie is trying to cheer up his old man. Jughead did not tell Betty about his dad because he was ashamed.
Jughead and Betty are coming by Jughead's dad to ask him questions. And he confirms that Jason did a drug trade for the Serpents. And Jughead asks his dad if he was involved in Jason's death, but he denies that, which Jughead believes.
Betty's parents are fighting now, because appearantly this is repeat behavior from the dad. Because he forced the mom into an abortion too. The dad is being absolutely horrible and thus the mom is kicking him out. And threatening to hurt him a lot if he does not leave.
Jughead is apologizing to Archie for not immediately trusting him. The sheriff's son is revealed as not actually being loved by the serpent guy. So now Jughead's dad and the serpents are offering to do the construction work.
The shakedown guys were appearantly sent by the buyer, by Veronica's dad. Appearantly it was an inside job, and someone rated out Veronica's mom and Fred's affair.
Polly is going to the big bad evil family. And now her mom is hardcore crying. Incredibly sad. She is so gonna get mistreated in that house, holy hell.

(watched and written 08/11/2024)

Veronica's mom is telling Veronica about the situation, and Veronica wants her mom to tell Fred about owning the property.
Cheryll is inviting Archie to the maple tapping. And Archie is refusing. There was poetry reading by one Jason's victims. But it was also partially written about her home situation.
Veronica and the gay guy are gossiping about her helping the poetry reader. Archie and miss blossom are gossiping together about miss blossom wanting Archie at the tapping, just because he is nice and vaguely resembles Jason.
Cheryll and Archie are going to the tapping ceremony together. And are now opening the first tap. Veronica and the girl she used to bully are having dinner together. Appearantly this girl lost everything because Veronica's dad broke the law, and many others had the same happen to them. Archie is standing up for cheryll. Hell to the yeah.
Fred now knows that Hiram and Veronica's dad are the owners of the land. And Fred us livid. Archie is now being forced to essentially date cheryll. I take that back, he is literally being forced. What. The. Fuck.
Cheryll does not want to communicate between Polly and Betty. And Archie is being used by the Blossoms. Betty and her mom are sending out a massive expose. But husband does not want to publish the paper. And so the mom smashes in the window.
Betty is suspicious venting to Jughead. Because her family is falling apart. Feels bad man. Archie and Valerie are talking serious now. But she is upset at Archie for taking the money. The bullied girl/lost all her money girl's dad killed himself because of what Veronica's dad did. And now Veronica is blaming herself.
Cheryl's fam are talking about how Cheryll and Archie should actually seriously date for corporate imagery. Polly told Archie she is only there because she knows the Blossoms had something to do with Jason's death.
Veronica is telling the Muggs about how her father's responsible for Mr Muggs' suicide attempt. I think Cheryll believes Archie likes her, yeah she definitely does, she kisses him. And he dips out of there, he did not want that.
The Blossoms sent Hiram to jail??? What the fuck? And Archie heard that I think. Veronica is telling her mom about all the harm her dad is causing and tells her she wants to come out with the truth.
Cheryll's blackmailing Archie into causing his family significant financial harm. Betty's mom is crying because she heard Polly did not choose the Blossoms over them.
Valerie is breaking up with Archie!!! Slay queen! You deserve so much better than him. Veronica's mom is selling the lot.
Hiram may have killed Jason and cheryll is going wild, about to go on a mass murder spree.

(watched and written 08/11/2024)

Foreshadowing by future Jughead. Bad stuff us incoming. Fred is officially divorcing Archie's mom/his wife. Veronica wants nothing to do with helping his dad. And now Betty and Archie are telling her the Blossoms put her dad in jail. Veronica boutta go wild.
Archie did not tell Betty he broke up with Valerie. Oh God, are they about to throw a secret birthday party for Jughead. What the hell? Oh no, chuck is back. More drama. I wish he got his brains pounded in. There is already too much in this episode.
Massive party at Archie's for someone who does not want a party. Betty's mom is about to start working for the school paper somehow? That is so stupid. Jughead hates his birthday because of PTSD when he was a kid. Which honestly, it makes a lot of sense.
Veronica's mom thinks harim had something to do with Jason's murder, and now Veronica thinks that too. Oh no hip-hop dance scene of kids in cheerleader outfits. Who thought this was a good idea. I bare such a strong hatred to this show already, holy fucking fuck. At least Veronica won the dance battle, I guess.
Oh shit, Archie's breaking into his dad's liquor cabinet for the party. Everyone appears to be causing harm to themselves this episode. Chuck the sexual assaulted and cheryll are working together to harass these other kids. Holy fucking fuckballs.
Jughead is trying to pry about the night between Betty and Chuck. Which like, understandable. About to start surprise party, so you know, he'll yeah! Jughead is fucking hating his life right now. Betty is singing the creepiest happy birthday ever. What the fuck. Even Jughead was scared.
Archie and Veronica are now talking in a sideroom during a party thrown for jughead's which he already hated. RIP Jughead. I feel bad for him. Jughead is like lowkey upset. And Betty is just applying far too much pressure right now.
Cheryll and Chuck are crashing the party. This is horrible. Jughead wants to really die now I think, he just left. Jughead is so upset at Archie right now, Archie is being such a fucking asshat to Jughead. Even his dad came. I think the gay love is actually blossoming, which like, hell yeah! But jughead's dad crashed it. And Veronica recognizes him as someone who made a deal with her mom. So yes, the plot is thickening.
Betty hit Chuck after he tried to sexualize her. OH SHIT JUGHEAD'S DAD KNOWS THAT VERONICA'S DAD WAS INVOLVED WITH THE MURDER OF JASON?? Jughead says his only friends are Archie and Betty, and the rest he does not really help. Jughead is just laying it on heavy on everything Betty did wrong, because nothing got through to her.
Valerie is being terribly mean to Archie, which is honestly deserved. Archie is drunk and we get the weirdest scene imaginable in which he ends up calling his dad. Jughead is trying to leave his own party. And now cheryll and Chuck are entrapping everyone in Archie's house. And forcing them all to expose their secrets. And now people are making fun of Archie's sexual assault. These people suck so bad. Jughead fucking punched Chuck in the head and his dad helped him. Chuck crossed a boundary. Jughead's dad is trying to get him to talk to Betty again, which, fair. But also, his not wanting to talk to her is fair. Jughead is talking to Betty. Betty reveals that she has wounds from self harm, and now Jughead kisses the wounds? What the fuck. Jughead, you are better than that.
Archie told his dad not to sign the divorce papers while blackout drunk. And Veronica wants to know her mom's not a bad person. I hope these two do not kiss. Oh fuck, they kissed. What the fuck. I want to officially die now. She stayed the fucking night, what the fuck. No, kill me, like actually. Kill me. They did not sleep in the same bed, though, luckily. But now Veronica is dipping outta there, only to find Jughead downstairs.
Veronica is asking for people's opinions on her parents, and people appear to hate her dad, and like her mom. So now she is going on record to testify in favor of her dad.
Betty is getting perfect hangover care from her mom. Now Veronica is talking to Betty about her testifying in favor of her dad. Veronica wants to find the truth, no matter what now. And she is going to unequivocally hunt it down. No matter if it hurts or helps her family. Archie's mom is home for the first time in years.

(watched and written 08/11/2024)