Archie's dad goes to the hospital after being shot in the face, and Archie tells everyone about it, including his mom, after some deliberation. He lies to a sherif for no reason. Archie gets sent home for some mediocre reason while his dad is dreaming about death and accepting the need to die.
Archie changes but leaves on his blood-soaked shirt. Him and Veronica walk the dog, and Veronica makes it about herself. Jughead gets help from the serpents to find out who shot Fred (Archie's dad) and Veronica hops in the shower with Archie and they start to fuck. Just after his dad got shot. He was actively washing off the blood.
Cheryll traumadumped to Betty and Jughead, but it was all fictionalized. Archie gets (justifiably) upset at Veronica, and Veronica makes it even more about herself. (Kill yourself bitch ass cunt.)
Jughead gets made fun of by his friends for suspecting foul play. Veronica now suspects her mom for being behind it. Veronica's mom doesn't deny it.
Archie gets to visit his dad at last, whilst his dad hallucinates dying some more. Jughead and Betty go do some independent research. They found out it was, in fact, not a robbery. Betty reveals herself to be intensely bigoted against South side serpents.
Sheryll threatens her mom, and Jughead brings everyone food. Archie reveals more happened than he has revealed beforehand. Sheryll kissed Fred as a thank you to Archie and because she believes herself to be a God (same bitch, but kill yourself anyway.)
I think the dad is officially becoming schizophrenia coded with his hallucinations. Fred promises to protect Archie. Jug the slug gets rizzed up by bigot Betty. The serpents welcome in Jughead with forcefully open arms.
Hiram Lodge is home??? And she is immediately upset at Veronica? Jughead is back at voiceovers, and now he does not sleep at all anymore. Keeping watch over the entrances. MS GRUNDY IS BACK AT ASSAULTING LITTLE KIDS KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT. DIE NOW. DIE. BITCH. I HOPE THE KILLER GETS YOU NEXT. YES! oh shit she died.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

The vandalism of pop's place is so pointless. I hope who did this kills themselves. Hiram fucking sucks. Archie hunts sheriffs now, I guess.
Archie now has ptsd and almost killed Jughead with a bat. Jughead verbally assaults the mayor, and he threatens her with force. Who the fuck is the clumpster?? Slay queen. Archie becomes a druggie and Betty needs to protect pop's.
Jughead is becoming more devious about working outside of the law. Yooooo the pedophile is officially declared dead! Ooh yeah, woo yeah!! I hope miss grundy died a slow and painful death.
Jughead is now officially working outside of the law. Archie is trying to get info on the murder. Veronica is confronting her parents. Calling her parents liars and bad people. Which they honestly and objectively are.
Sheryl is being a shithead harming everyone. She fucking sucks, and I hope she dies. The drug dealer scares Archie and viciously gets attacked by him.
A liquor shop is buying up pop's. Why is Betty losing it and saying she can fix it all. She is threatening and blackmailing tsjerill, hell the fuck yes.
Betty convinced tsyerille to lie in court for her, and she fucking did it. BETTY TURNED POP'S INTO HOOTERD FOR KIDS? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? OFFICERS, ARREST THE PEDOPHILE MOVIE WRITERS.
I think Veronica called Archie daddio? What the actual fuck. Hiram lodge sneakily bought the diner. He is a cunt ass fucker. I hope he dies. He lied to everyone, he lied about it just being a donation. On top of that, he fired the nice doorman. I hope she dies.
Archie got an illegal gun. And the drug trade is going cray cray in Riverdale. As are the amount of murders. Hell yeah!!

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

Someone witnessed the latest murders. And the lodges all mysteriously get along now. Archie looks like a zombie now. Moose died? "Veronica open the door please, Veronica open the door. Veronica can we not fight anymore please, can we not fight anymore" -Veronica just now. This universe had grind'em instead of grindr. Anyway, Betty is being incredibly badly possessive over the unnamed gay guy in this universe. He was relevant for a split second.
"Forsythe pendleton Paddington the third" is now Jughead. I do not understand either. The emos in South side high are cannibals. Anyhow, Jughead is being pressured to join the serpents even more at his school.
Archie is becoming delulu. Absolutely fucking delusional to hell and back. Going toward psychosis town with no possible route back. Hiram is affirming his delusions. All my friends hate Hiram. He is irredeemable. Archibald is too happy about it with his illegally acquired gun. And is getting himself a superhero name.
Freud would have loved this show. The mom and Veronica are fighting for Hiram's love. Anyhow, Archie is giving a delusional republican-esque speech to all the football boys in order to keep the safety. He is calling this group of non-violent boot-licking vigilantes the red circle.
Southside high is full of low IQ people or something. Jughead is now rizzing up his teacher to restart the Southside high new paper. Betty is still weirdly possessive over the unknown gay guy. She does not want the gay guy to fuck other gay guys. She wants him to be his single gay friend. It is crossing a boundary when her gay friend dates men. I hate Betty so much.
The newspaper got a letter about the mass murderer. Listing his 6 are mainly this town is religious sin. The sheriff does not want the red circle to exist. Something about not wanting a lynch mob ruling the streets (the lynch mob are the police. Legalized and organized mafia.) Jughead is succeeding in getting the school paper started again.
"I'm an unwed mother carrying my cousin's baby." Yes, Polly, you are very much a sinner. The guys are so gay :) I like the gay guys. They are decently happy together. Veronica's mom is absolutely butt fucking terrible. I hope she dies and goes through every layer of every circle of hell. The red circle is now officially a lynch mob. I think there is some weird form of love triangle forming between Jughead, Betty, and Toni.
Tsyerilley is roasting Kevin (the gay guy) about being a sinner, but she is doing so exclusively to herself and the camera. I wonder who will die next. Anyhow, the red circle is now officially turning into a lynch mob. Betty and tcherile are cockblockong the fuck out of Kevin the gay guy. The gay guy is fucking preaching about hoe homophobic Betty is being. Hell to the fuck to the yeah.
Jughead is being beaten within an edge of his life. Jughead was beaten by a so called ghoulie. Harim is inviting Archie into his study, the one place Veronica is not allowed to go. Veronica's mom is being a Freud fan again. It is so fucking weird, bit they are sharing a tall glass of rum on the rocks in there. Harim is trying to convince Archie to go a more violent approach, corrupt Archie just like he himself has been corrupted. Kay why ess.
Nooooo, Kevin, the unnamed gay guy, almost got stabbed to death. Betty outed Kevin to his dad. I hope she gets killed to death. I hope she fucking dies. Betty, you are now officially worse than charil. What the actual fuck. Holy fucking shirt balls. "I want to be in the room where if happens" -Veronica, quoting lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton. Anyway, she is making her mom upset as fuck now.
I think Kevin no longer likes Betty. I think they stopped being friends. I am so glad that this is being done. Also, Archie is shooting a gay porn to scare the mass murderer. All whilst Hiram looks on proudly.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

Jughead is researching other serial killers and also just learned about the counter terrorist terrorism unit. Scare the people by becoming people scarers, am I right? Hiram and Veronica's are fighting again, and Hiram is being an evil laugher man again.
Everyone is falling apart in the chaos. Hell to the yeah. I hope everyone feels an exorbitant amount of mental anguish. Woop woop. The serpents like the serial killer, and the north hates the red circle, too. Archie is being fucking destroyed by everyone around him. Hiram is so insanely good at manipulating the ever living fuck out of everyone. Holy shit. Archie is going off the deep end, though.
Betty got a letter from the serial killer that he is doing it all for her. Betty wants to solve it herself. And she is going to do this through the means of lying to everyone.
Literally everyone is dog piling on to Archie. He is giving a fascistic speech to his buddies to motivate hatred and violence. However, most people leave him behind, say for one. This guy is giving Archie tips on how to kill a mass murderer.
Veronica is now having a heart to heart with Harim. A heart to heart about how she suspects him for poisoning Archie's brain with violent ideals and thoughts.
Jughead is researching other serial killers in depth. All the while Betty is trying to research this current one. Veronica is trying to support Archie. And now he is trying to push Veronica away, too. Archie is buying tactical army stuff using a false ID. Betty is being quite overbearing on Jughead. Anyhow, Veronica has convinced everyone to wear red circle shirts, to no longer make it seem like an extremist facist movement, but moreso a large fascist movement. Anyway, Toni is spitting facts about how much Betty sucks.
Archie is using graffiti to spray paint his fascist symbols everywhere. Want to know who else did that? The nazis! The Southside serpents are now threatening Archie, and I think he might kill someone. He pulled out one of his illegally acquired guns on a bunch of kids. Holy fucking shit. Archie is getting pulled out of class. Even Archie's dad is now turning against Archie. Fred is scared of Archie. Fred thinks Archie is becoming too much of a nazi these days. He is afraid Fred will commit hate crimes.
Betty lied about the letter to Jughead. They are completely falling apart. I hope Betty gets the blame. Veronica finds Archie's gun at last. Archie has become violence coded. The football boys are supporting Archie again, and the serpents are leading an offensive against him.
The serpents are now full on threatening Archie and Co. The fascism is being spread among the parents now. "Defund school, increase police budget" -Betty's mom. Anyhow, there is a massive debate of adults not listening to eachother in politics all the while there is a massive dog pit fight outside in the rain. The black hood is coming to the town hall where everyone currently is so Betty warbs them and pulls the alarm.
In the dog pit fight knives have been stabbed and guns have been shot. Sadly, however, Betty is still fine. Most people other than Betty are fucked over. I think Veronica is getting horny over Archie's injuries. Why the fuck would that turn you on. Betty receives a tiny call from the black hood.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

Honestly, the serial killer is just like the red circle, hardly any different. Betty's mom is ass oncemore. Betty sucks ass, too, though. Veronica is being included in the family lies, pain, and suffering.
The Southside serpents are planning to bomb a school? What in the fuck? Not even their own school, the other school in town. Jughead is embracing being a serpent, but sadly he is starting to get rejected.
Betty got blackmail of her mom in a news article. And if she publishes it, she gets respect from the serial killer. Why is rich bitch JD out in Veronica's hotel. Betty has decided on posting the blackmail of her mom, hell to the yeah. The serpents are honestly so fucking based. I fucking love them so much. Betty's mom was a fucking serpent? What the actual fuck?
Veronica refused to take a bump of cocaine from her obviously an ex douchebag friend. It is revealed Betty knows the killer. She does not know who, but it is revealed that it is someone she would recognize. Jughead is lying to Betty about becoming a serpent, and he is telling her his desire to leave this dump behind for good.
Tscheryle invited himself over to a private party with nick the creeper who appears to want to fuck every underaged girl in town. Nick is giving everyone at the party hard drugs. Betty is lowkey the only one who turns down the JJ. JJ is like ultra coke, or something, I think. Betty, kill yourself. Veronica, kill yourself. Anyway, Betty and Veronica are no longer friends.
Toni is warning Jughead about the initiation and how far they will go for him. And how far he will be forced to go for all of them. Nick the womanizer of kids is trying to fuck Veronica. Well, rape more like. Veronica slaps nick the attempted child rapist.
The serial killer wants Betty to break up with Jughead [insert sad face here]. If she does not, the killer will start killing again. Everyone who is anyone is at an open house party for the lodge scam project. And there is so much too much. Betty is breaking up with Jughead, and I fear it is going to be his last straw, especially because Archie is doing it for her, and in the most painful way possible.
Nick the rapist spiked scherhyll's drink. Whoopsiedaisy. Anyway, the lodges are trying to permanently erase all the serpents forever by forcefully evicting and or killing them all.
Jughead is being beaten the fuck up by all the serpents meanwhile nick is trying to rape the brains out of tscherelly whom he drugged. But Veronica and the pussycats followed him and are beating his brains in. Betty is becoming delusional and scared and lonely. She is going exactly where the killer told her to go, and why? Because he has manipulated the fuck out of her. Betty is finding out who the killer is by following his every order. The killer did the boring old we are the same. The good old you are me, and I am you.
Based Cheryll take, wanting her rapist to be to burn right the fuck in hell. Anyhow, Jughead kissed luci. Betty essentially placed a hit on nick the rapey man.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

So much happening at once. Nick is alive, and us being charged at the station. Cheryll's mom is defending the rapist. Toni is a lesbian, well, a strongly woman leaning bi person.
Betty's mom is hosting a big meet in order to radicalize every single person in town, and it worked. The cops and mayor march into Southside high and just arrest every single student using massive amounts of violence? What in the hell? Betty did, however, lose what few friends she had remaining.
Betty and the killer are going to hunt the drug cooker. She's being forced into it. Tscherelle knows the Sugarman. But claims he is just a boogeyman her parents invented to keep her in check. The Southside groups are uniting in order to form a counter offensive to the Northside declaration of war. Betty is making herself feel persecuted in order to justify her actions.
Jughead is talking to his dad for advice. And he has received said advice. Cherille is fighting her mom about the Sugarman guy dude.
Veronica and Betty are starting to hunt down the Sugarman to end JJ production once and for all. Jughead is betting it all on that race going right, incredibly stupid move. Betty is trying to make stuff right with Jughead again. Cheryll is forcing her mom to say exactly who the Sugarman is. Anyhow, Veronica told her parents that nick tried to rape her, and the deal is completely off.
Jughead is facing off the ghoulies in the big all stakes race. They are hitting eachother with cars because violence. Their are many traffic violations here. Archie made Jughead throw the race. He is such a fucking cunt. Anyway the cops caught the other guys. ARCHIE CALLED THE FUCKING COPS?? I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE A MILLION HORRIBLE DEATHS. FUCK ARCHIE, FUCK BETTY. CHERYLL IS NOW A DECENT PERSON. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARCHIE, DIE YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG.
The Sugarman was whomever could do the job best. If not for meeting the Sugarman, Jason would still be living. Cheryll is telling Betty who the Sugarman is. Why is she feeling bad for the Sugarman, he is literally the walter white of this universe. Betty, kill yourself, you should have let the Sugarman die. Now the serial killer is about to go on another spree. OMG JUGHEAD'S FAVORITE TEACHER WAS THE SUGARMAN? THE FUCKING TWISTS AND TURNS. The lodges caused a major car accident to happen to nick and his family. Betty's efforts were truly for nothing. The Sugarman got killed regardless.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)

It starts with some weird vintage intermission. Very fucking stupid thing. Anyhow, the serial killer is now threatening the entire town, instead of just Betty. Why are Jughead and Betty a thing again. Jughead is being called in for a favor. The favor is needing FP taken out of prison ASAP. She is forcing him to push drugs for her. Archie is forced into it by Jughead, too. And he goes along.
I feel bad for Archie. The truck ran a flat. And now they are arguing about the best course of action. Jughead might just die, to be honest. Hr is going to Greendale in a strangers car with the mere hope that this delivery could save him. An old rigerdale killer got revealed, the riverdale reaper. A deer with wasting disease crosses the road in front of Archie, and he is confused. Turns out, the man who's car Jughead hopped into is transporting dead deer too.
The riverdale reaper killed dead an entire large family. What happened afterward is uncertain. Some think he stayed, some stay he got lynched, some say he left to Cali. And it might the same guy. Anyhow, the drug stealing man tried to rip Jughead the hell off.
Archie and Jughead continue on their journey with the mere prayer to make it back safely. They deliver the crate in the nick of time. Jughead got roped in far deeper than he expected. He is now expected to these deliveries a lot more frequently. Archie wants him to quit, and so does Jughead, but jug does not see a way out.
Jughead got lied to by the lawyer. His father did not have a single drop of blood on him.
Josie is playing keyboard far after she is allowed to be. The school is dark and empty, and she feels unsafe alone. Josie is being followed. Followed and watched. Someone tried to get a date with Josie.
Josie got ditched by the pussycats because a rumor going around. Chuck appears to be changing for the better. Josie's mom apparently has been receiving a fuck tonne of death threats. Oh shit, this plays out at the same time as the Archie story. I recon Josie may be next to die. Oh wait, it was but a dream. The twists. Cheryll is the one threatening Josie? What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Betty and Veronica's story is going on now. Veronica and Betty are arguing about what is going on with the sheriff. Veronica is staying over at unnamed gay guy Kevin (son of sheriff)'s house in order to find out what is going on with the sheriff.
Veronica goes down into the basement to snoop around, but there is also a home gym there. Veronica is romancing the sheriff. Kevin walked in on Veronica romancing the sheriff. Betty is losing it.
Are you kidding me? Betty is going to break in to sheriff Keller's house? Holt fuck. She is losing her flipping mind cells. All of them. The sheriff finds her in his house.
The sheriff has an alibi for every single happening. I hate schizophrenia Betty. Anyway, the sheriff is fucking the braind out of the mayor.
The black hood called pop's to announce everyone has failed the test and that he is about to start the next phase of his plot.

(watched and written 01/05/2025)