Archie is a convicted felon. Get him in office now! Well, about to be. Cheryll being a bitch oncemore! Slay queen, bitch on! Polly's back (part 60). Veronica confronting his dad (part 60). Betty's mom is now in a cult.
Jughead wants the hot dawg. Cheryll is just up and killing people now. Archie has a doppelganger. And mental health issues. The fan service this season is crazy.
This season is about dnd coming to real life, where have I heard that before? Hmmm. And Archie is getting put in jury now.
Archie is in prison and he is not being treated nicely because he is a little bitch. The farm is sacrificing twins and Betty's drug abuse is going wild.
Archie is getting beaten and robbed. The murder suicide victim person was formerly a victim of miss pedo music teacher.
Betty is being groomed into being a cult member. Rest in pepperoni slices. Archie is still getting man handled in prison. THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL MOMENT!!!


(watched and written 01/03/2025)

Betty is being groomed into being a cult member part 2. Rest in pepperoni slices. Archie is still getting man handled in prison. THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGHSCHOOL FOOTBALL MOMENT!!!
Paranormal stuff has now become real. Why are they flashing the prisoners? Wtf. Anyhow, American football is now the same as rioting. Hell yeah! Police brutality. Also the prison is just up and killing its prisoners LOL.
Ethel is being consumed by delusions. And seizures. And whatever. I think the girl has powers to seize people. What is the RROTC? Why to they keep appearing? Are they like some weird SCP kind of deal? I am incredibly confused. I think the prison leader is a pedophile.
The adults of Riverdale are responsible for the weird big demon scenario? I am so confused. Betty and Jughead are going to keep investigating because they are mentally ill. More people are killing themselves part 2.

(watched and written 01/03/2025)

Betty is meeting the farm because she is being into the cult for research. Jughead is gambling his life to appease a demi God. The fun this is is significant. And the girl she was with commits suicide. Well, she gets saved.

(watched and written 01/03/2025)

The dnd knockoff is spreading and killing. Thus, it is being banned at school. And now people are getting concerned. Alice looks like bad Betty. She's preggers and a serpent. Cheryll's mom is the polar opposite of cheryll, buy also not.
Fred looks fucking 80. He looks ancient. And they have become a breakfast club. "Chill" such ass. Worst breakfast club knockoff ever. The gay guy is straight now.
Holy shit the twins liked eachother because they were supposed to become husband and wife. Incest is better than being a janitor, or something. Lol. AND A MIDNKGHT CLUB KNOCKOFF??? this is the worst season evah. This is horrid. Kill me please.pl eaase. Please. PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME!!! This episode is horrid. I hate it.
The midnight club fell apart Betty is now gonna investigate her mom for murder because she refuses to believe that the gargoyle king is real. We want to watch the birch due to this now. Which is based. But idk if we will. Jughead is now playing gargoyles and g with a group. He has become a lost cause.

(watched and written 01/03/2025)

Prison break causes prison mass murder. But it is also dungeons and dragons. Betty mansplains the evils of dungeons and dragons to Jughead. What nerds. Or maybe Jughead finally snapped, and his manic delusions kicked in.
Oh, the bullets were rubber. Archie is being branded by the prison. Woop woop. Gay Betty shirt moment. "The midnight club" hurbadurbadurba GFD Betty. The serpents are taking DnD to the real world. Jughead is suicidal again. He wants Cheryll to kill him. He also thinks he is like better than everyone else. FP is hating on his son because his son got addicted to DnD just like he was back in the day.
Anyhow, Jughead is doing his Sherlock Holmes big brain murder mystery solving. Uh oh, Josie and Kevin's parents are marrying. Veronica is undercover to watch Archie get his ass wooped. And now she's visiting his injured self. Only to bone it out. L + ratio + stop having sex please. They are now plotting a God damned escape. What the hell.
People are en masse becoming suspicious of their parents. Veronica begs them for help to save archiebald, so everyone is distracted. Jughead is setting up a game night. But he gets roped into it. He is so deep down in his delusions, and I recognize this. Archie is going to be removed from the game. The warden is revealing Hiram's secrets because he thinks Archie will die. The DnD game has the same plot as the prison break. Archie warns Joaquin about his potential disappearance and kisses him before stabbing him. The warden said that it would help him ascend.
I hate blonde Veronica. She is such a bitch. Cheyll (Veronica) threatens a guard. Some rando (Kevin) breaks in. Archie is being beaten to hell by an old friend. Joaquin is betraying Kevin. Archie is inviting his old friend to escape alongside him. Veronica punched Harim, and the gang throw smoke bombs onto the field. Archie escapes with his friend far behind him. Oh, the entire time, there is a DnD game with the same plot. They tricked the guards in sending all their manpower to chase a decoy, and they succeed. Jughead only knows as much as the warden. The red paladin (Archie) drops into the DnD crew. Veronica discovers Archie's burn mark. Hermoine is chewing out Harim for putting her in a tough situation, and now also does the same to Veronica because she cares about human lives or whatever. Kevin also has GnG (watched and written 04/04/2025)

Archie is still half dead, and Betty is investigating the GnG game. Archie wants to escape, but Veronica is like, nuh, uh. The cops are pressing the kids for alibis. With like severe threats. Which caused someone to get so stressed they had a seizure. The serpents are infighting. But also puzzling the puzzle. Betty is pressing her mom and her friends for an answer. And now all the parents are fighting about who is the killer. Betty accidentally told FP that his son is still actively playing GnG, which is like bad or whatever. He then went home and tied Jughead up, which is non-bases(????????). Veronica is trying to clear Archie's record, but Hiram is in her way for some reason. Betty frees Jughead. Archie and Kevin are hunting down the people who lied to get him imprisoned. Veronica got evidence to clear Archie but got jailed instead. Jughead found Joaquin, and it is revealed that he is now part of the gargoyle gang. They are manhandling Joaquin to get answers, and it is revealed that Archie has to die because he is a sacrifice.
Jughead accuses Hiram of being the gargoyle king, and Hiram is calling Jughead names now and threatening his father. Womp womp. Betty is investigating an old framed suicide. And us now pressing the old sheriff for details. "The midnight club" GFD Mr Keller. I hate you. The gargoyle cult has some style. Drawing on the walls, mass murder. Mass Graves even. Joaquin gets killed with the sacrifice symbol being carved into his forehead. Fred and Mr. Keller are all over the place. During from stress. Archie is being followed by death. Veronica is using the evidence to free Archie, and Betty is pressing Penelope for details about the murder. Betty just gets sent on a wild goose chase to every member of the old GnG club, and while bickering with her mom, the gargoyle breaks in and does some spooky scary shit. Mr Keller finds out his son, Kevin, is not dead or injured. Veronica is threatening to tear down her parents to save Archie if the need calls for it.
Betty's mom is leaving to join a cult and forcing Betty to go back to the sisters who are well known for severely abusing everyone they take in. Archie refuses to go back to riverdale because he is afraid of Hiram because he does not want Hiram to hurt Veronica. This is such a boring sappy scene. Veronica is crying and coping and seething right now. Jughead is abetting Archie's escape. Escaping together even. That's so gay, I wish my partner took me trainhopping somewhere. The sisters of mercy are the gargoyle cult confirmed.

(watched and written 01/03/2025)

After a long time of not watching, I have no clue where the fuck we left off. So here goes nothing.
They (Archie and Jughead) are not brothers but boyfriends. Boyfriends running off together #goals! I forgot how gun happy America was. This is so fucking American core. I do not understand. This is so anarchist core, getting food, drinks, and safe nights rest in exchange for some labor. Topless farmwork is so fanservice core. A once lively town killed first by colonists, and then again by capitalism. Based. This old lady is a major druggy I fear. Archie, stop flirting. You fucking slut. Archie doxxed himself. He is going to get himself killed. Dumbass.
Why is there so much g and g. I forgot about that. This is what happens when you think with your dick, Archie. You get whacked on the back of the head with a pan. Jughead is forced to save Archie. Such boyfriends. Such queers. Archie wants to kill Jughead. Hiram is a maddie baddie because Archie escaped. Cut to Veronica, trying to run away, too. Veronica is so stupid. She does not understand that the real money gets made through underground drug trading. Veronica is gambling. What the hell. Hiram is such a lying manipulator. At least he paid for his coffee.
Anyhow, casino night goes hard. Elio is robbing the casino. He is cheating at whatever game. Veronica gambled the deed to pop's in a bet? That is such an idiotic move. Veronica why the fuck are you standing up for your dad?? You are such a stupid idiot. Cut to Betty. "Make them think you are sane." Same. This is just psychological torture for Betty. Why are the sisters drugging these kids. WHY DID YOU TOSS THE DRUGS IN THE CAN??? TRADE THEM WITH OTHERS. This is so stupid. Ethel is trying to convince Betty that Jughead hates her now.
Why are they trying to set up an actually deep plot. This is so silly. Did Betty just witness a girl getting assaulted? Ethel is such an idiot. Ethel, lay off the drugs. Ethel, stop abusing Betty. Anyhow, Betty is trying to escape because she is fed up getting drugged and mistreated. I forgot all the gargoyle king lore. It is all simply too stupid to be remembered. Betty, stop being so stupid. Get sober bitch.

(watched and written 03/09/2025)

On to Cheryll now. She sees everyone around her have an attack. Oh, this was just g and g.Now, to Jughead and Archie's sex fling simulator (WTF past lobsterface). Wait, it is just jumping between everyone. Cheryll is a lesbian for pussycat Tony. When was this set up? Veronica got kidnapped? And now she's being pressured to go to a psych ward in New york. Strange. The gargoyles are being sent to deal drugs for Hiram Lodge! Jughead is back home! Yippie. And his mom works for Hiram Lodge hurrah. Betty's mom is acting evil again. And now Betty is trying to make Ethel jealous of her. And it is so working. Now, Betty is trying to cure Ethel. (Peak English writing kills right here. "and now and now now")
Ethel is going through major fucking withdrawals. Questioning the fabric of life itself. Veronica and Cheryll are talking again. And riverdale High is being hazmat suited out to emptiness. Veronica is putting all the pieces together, but really, it is just a 4 piece puzzle for infants. Now, she is trying to expose the evil delusional plots. But her dad is making her look insane. Cheryll is being a tough queen. And someone else started tweaking. Again. Jugheads mom is acting as an echoboard for him. But also roasting him and being a cunt. Anyhow, Archie just got taken hostage and got saved by a little kiddo.
Penny is being fucking tortured and cut up. Hiram acts like the old dude from the umbrella academy. Such a man bitch. Jughead and Archie find out they need to go back to riverdale. At this point, I hope the world ends, so all this riverdale bullshit is over. But I know that, sadly, it just is not so. Betty is now becoming a professional hostage taker and forcing the cult leader person to face the truth. Oh, Archie and Jughead are breaking up. Sad. "I will strap you to the bed and electroshock the sin out of you" based misses cult leader. Misses cult leader has a smooth fucking tongue, what the hell.
Veronica and Cheryll are waterboatding someone with (fake) maple syrup. This has to be a kink thing. Betty wants to save the brain washed asylum patients by feeding into their delusions. Archie is getting to say goodbye to his dad. This is so cute. FP is so babygirl. FP and his ex-wife said goodbye, too. That was adorable.
Betty and Ethel are convincing all these patients that there is a griffin queen who will save them all and protect them. Fred (Archie's dad, if you have forgotten like me) said goodbye to his son at last. Veronica is hijacking the mayoral office as if she has any power in the situation. Why are the air sirens going off? Are the Russians finally about to nuke riverdale? Based. Everyone is going to die. Hurrah. Jughead and FP are being blocked out at gun point because the town is, and I quote, "under quarantine." This is so stupid.

(watched and written 03/09/2025)

Archie is Canadian now. Cheryll and Tony are now lesbian burglars having sesbian lex every day. This cabaret cover is abhorrent. What the hell. One of the asylum patients is having bad dreams (I Don't Know How But They Found Me reference!!!). When did Betty and Jughead get together? Gargoyle fans are just taking random hostages, aye? Veronica is trying to tax fraud her papa. That is so stupid. Bear or goblin king, who knows. Archie probably does not. Idort. Oh, it was a grizzly. I forgot Archie was a riverdale Southside snake serpent boy dude. This is pure fan service. Why is he topless. And why did he put on random clothes. This is so stupid. Betty imprinted on the psych ward patients? Veronica and Hiram are bitching again. Why do they always bitch so much? (Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Funny, funny, funny, funny. Bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Right or wrong.) Southside serpents are banishing crime. Well, Jughead and FP are for the serpents.
Josie gets attacked. Josie is trying to quit the work at the casino because she feels unsafe, which is based. Betty's people are doing drugs. And the farm is trying to recruit them. The lesbian robbers are back, and only here to try to keep dad's watching along interested. I hate this show so much. Archie has blood loss induced hallucinations.
The asylum gang is in need of help. But they can not get any. Veronica is being pressured to help Hiram. Jughead wants Veronica to pay him for protection instead of Hiram. The nurses are cracking under the pressure in exchange for immunity. Jughead is kicking out Toni and Cheryll. And now also Fangs. The serpents are livid. All the plots against Hiram are falling apart.
Archie's hallucinations are telling him to kill Hiram, which is interesting because he is like bleeding out or something. Archie killed Hiram in his dream, but he also came home with a bloody knife. Hiram's egg got shattered, so it seems. Betty is asking for some asylum plebians to be given some amount of housing. Why does this guy like getting roughoused and man handled? Is he a weirdo like that? Betty's mom sent all of the asylum freaks to the farm cult. I hope Alice Cooper burns in H E double hockey sticks.
Archie is preparing to die in this game of g and g. Archie is forced to go on a mission to kill himself. This is so silly. What is up with all the cabaret covers, they suck so much. Jughead asked the excommunicated Fangs for help. Betty witnessed some weird ritual to honor the gargoyle king. Archie is found passed out and bloody in bed.

(watched and written 03/09/2025)

Archie faked his death. "He was scarred, both inside and out," okay Mr edgelord. Veronica and Archie-edgelord-Andrews see each other again. He dyed his hair in order to not be recognized? Bro, he looks the exact same. Their relationship is so toxic, I fear I will die just witnessing this. WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ONLY JUST NOW TALKING ABOUT THE SATs???? This is so stupid. Anyhow, Betty's mom robbed Betty in order to financially support a cult. Why is Alice like this? She should go to wonderland. Is she stupid? Veronica is breaking up with the fling she had with Archie's bestie because Archie is back. Hiram is extorting someone, like usual.
Fangs is being introduced to Hiram's inner circle. And Jughead is going to help him be a pawn on the inside. Archie has a PTSD induced breakdown, and the party just suddenly burns up and dies. Betty's dad is locked up in Joe Goldbergs book and murder chamber? Based. Veronica and Reggie are bickering about what will happen to their fling now that Archie has returned. And now Reggie and Archie are fighting. (They should just kiss ATP)
Hiram thinks he is a martyr. I think he is a little bitch. Betty's dad was responsible for the murder decades ago. He was the previous gargoyle king? Massive plot reveals. Why are they all dressed this stupidly. Why do they work with burn marks. This is so silly. Tall boy is the gargoyle king stand-in during the rituals. I do not recall who tall boy was. Why is there an underaged dating app in Riverdale? OH, it's bumble? Bumble likes underaged dating.
Why is the Cooper/Blossom family so fucked up. Why did this aunt write letters to Jeffrey Dahmer. This is so stupid. Claudius blossom is dressed up as the man in black. Veronica is guilt tripping Archie because she cheated on him. This relationship is so toxic, what the fuck. Different note, why is straight sex shown with such long and detailed shots and lesbian sex just removed? Why could they not just remove it all. Please remove it all next time, thank you!!!
Anyhow, they are doing the SATs now. And Archie is not properly prepared at all. Archie keeps envisioning himself, killing Hiram and thus destroying a mirror. #dumb #idiot. Hiram got shot? It was about time. The farm got a new HQ in Riverdale in the old sisters of cult building. Veronica has no right to be upset at archie, even if he killed Hiram, which, mind you, he is denying. If this is at all realistic to how neurotypical minds work, I give up understanding them. But it might also be this show being stupid. The Archie's life falling apart plotline is so me, though. FP is checking in on Hermoine Lodge. Betty's dad is manipulating her so hard. Everyone is worried about Hiram for no reason. Except for the serpents whose party I'd being crashed by a copper. Also known as sheriff FP Jones. Self-appointed dictator-sheriff FP Jones. Archie is an alcoholic who is worsening his PTSD in order to make his SATs or something. I don't know anymore

(watched and written 03/09/2025)

This intro is so intensely busy. Are they going to redcon season 1? I hope not. Archie, get a therapist. Archie beating up his boss is based. I think this episode is film noir style. I hate this style. Ugh. Though it's more detective than film noir. It's still not my vibe. Fred confronts Archie about his alcoholism, but he is doing it all wrong. Force him to see a therapist, don't yell at him. I forgot they Cheryll and Betty are related. Veronica is taking over for Hiram. She is planning to use war time tactics to psychologically manipulate other violent gangs? I don't even know.
Why are Betty and Jughead in the riverdale secret sex club? This is such incredibly weird fan service. These are young children. (Well, not young, but minor, you know? Minors have no place in a sex club.) I hate this show so much. Why did I ever say yes to watching it all? I was told it would get more fun over time. (Alas, it has not yet.) Josie is giving Archie a fully dressed cold shower. LOL. Veronica is now doing his (Tipsy me forgets how pronouns work.) dad's busy work to make it appear like the empire is still running. I thought she hated him? Clifford Blossom was already dead when he hung himself. Based. "I got canned on my first day, so I drowned my sorrows," bro, you are sixteen. Lmao, Archie wants to kill Hiram.
Hermoine is lying to Veronica to manipulate her. Hermoine wants to sell the drug empire? How will that stop the drugs? That is so absolutely stupid. Why does Cheryll's mom take pride in only killing men? This is so incredibly weird. Jughead is holding an egg hostage. This is so stupid. Why is there a stupid water investigation woman who lies for money.
Hermoine is cheating on Harim and trying to frame FP for Harim's murder to come. This is unhinged. The coroner is getting paid off to lie for multiple people. Turns out FP has lost it, too. He shot Harim. Archie has a gun aimed at Harim, based. He keeps killing people. Maybe killing a serial killer isn't that bad. Archie shot someone sent to shoot Harim. FP is setting up some difficult plot to trap Hermoine.
Is Veronica actually stupid? How can she come up with a plan so stupid with her stupid brain. Archie lies to get his ass out of trouble. Hiram woke up and called in Archie. Hiram, you owe Archie more than just a truce. Idiot. Betty and her dad have such a fucked up relation. Josie and Archie are actually quite decent for one another. Hermoine and Veronica just need to talk it all out. Jughead confronts Hermoine with all her bad deeds and her exact motivation. Hermoine, stop sexually intimidating this sixteen year old boy. I wish Hiram's hired hunter hit his mark. Hermoine shot tall boy four times? Holy shit. Veronica, why does that hat looks so stupid now. Turns out she also became more stupid. (Her hat ate her braincells. Hats are only for the intelligent!! Wuzzahh!)

(watched and written 03/09/2025)

This show is kind of like getting a lobotomy. I do not know at all what is going on anymore. The plot is too convoluted, and stuff keeps happening for no reason. What is going on? I am so brain melted. My brain is not braining enough for this. I do not have sufficient spoons left for the riverdale activity. Why are the gays being gay on my screen. There is so much going on on screen. Why are there kids in the sex club again. This is disgusting.
Why is there a letter in the fancy food warm keeper. Oh, it is to force them to start ascension night anyway. Cheryll is trying to get Kevin hooked and hooking up through Bumble. I keep forgetting Bumble likes putting kids on dating apps. Moose is my favorite gay boy. Cheryll and Tony Tiger are fighting now because Cheryll outed someone. Tony Tiger says gay rights! (If you can not tell, I had a beer extra right about here.)
Josie is crying at a piano alone in a dark room. Josie is exposing her mom's bad behaviors. Josie is being based. Mr stupid face bar co owner/Veronica's boy toy wants to rob his dad so that Veronica's kneecaps do not get broken. The boring ass adult meeting is boring the shit out of me. I hope Hiram explodes.
Cherylls mom is bitching against Cheryll in the sex club. Tony Tiger wants to publish nudes of random people from the sex club? What the fuck is she on. Just burn the entire club down. Too lax a practice letting kids walk on in. Josie is sad, but it feels so fucking boring. This Josie x Archie plot is so boring when you think back on the bear attack a couple of months back.
There was a dye bag in the stolen money. Based. Kevin and Moose are about to get down and dirty. Why do we know this? I do not know. Veronica and her boy toy are trying to do a big deal. Jughead's mom is here for no reason. Why is she blackmailing Veronica. Stupid ass.
The whole old midnight club (ripoff!!!) is coming back together to do their silly cult bullshit. Hiram is walking with his stupid cane. I would kick his knee back. Say Gex slash negative. I am so fed up with all this gex. Penelope got got. Why is literally all of riverdale busy fucking. Kevin, the queer, is getting lynched. Aw. The dudes from the old cult stopped the lynching. Sad. This lynching was set up as conversion therapy. I love conversion therapy. Please ban it in the Netherlands.
Why is Josie singing. To quote will wood: "Kill me. Kill me and then kill yourself" I hate this show so fucking much. Moose is being kicked out of riverdale by his dad for being gay. Who could have seen this coming. Cheryll is starting a gang/cult so that Tony the tiger can be happy. Jugheads mom is such a manipulating queen. Slay. Josie and Archie are a bad ship. I do not consent to being forced to watch this ship sail.

(watched and written 10/09/2025)

Jughead episode beginning rambles are always peak. Jones family drama is peak. Betty's mom is getting baptized into the cult. And even getting her wedding dress altered for it. Hiram is becoming paranoid. Afraid of everyone around him. The truth is written by the victors, bro, and you are not going to be victorious. Betty and Jughead are gossiping about the farm. The farm makes we want to start a cult again. I am all lit up. Did the boxing trainer call him a spidermonkey?
Veronica and her mom are bitching about cutting off Hiram. Why is the boxing Corp trying to force Archie to lose during his first fight. Veronica is trying to force her dad to start building his own for-profit jail to earn more than with his drug empire. This is so evil.
The serpents are splintering. That is so sad. Betty's family is also splintering. Based. I hope Betty's mom dies. Would be quite cool. The new riverdale gang is so slay. They are so gay. They are like the serpents but based on nepotism. The poisons are nepo babies.
I hope Jughead is going to kill the pretty poisons. Tony Tiger and Cheryll are bitching again. I hope they break up. Josie is being based to Archie. Hurrah. Betty is trying to get Kevin to help her dig up dirt on the farm, but Kevin is already set on becoming a farmer(I guess farmers dig dirt too!). Jughead is getting immunity from FP to convince the ghoulies to return to the serpents. Archie is now being pressured and forced to lose. Why is everyone who Jughead talks to gay? I keep forgetting about griffins and gargoyles.
Archie and Mr. Keller are about to do some hardcore training. Jughead's mom is blackmailing Veronica to help her convince Hiram to quit the drug empire. Betty is trying to find people who gave left the farm. Archie is attempting to kill himself in the ring. And Jughead hates gargoyles. The farm kills people for their ceremonies. In order to achieve ascension. I hate the song bits. Also, why is this edited as though it is a tiktok compilation?
Archie is beating the fuck out of his opponent. But he is also slowly losing. And now Archie lost regardless. Holy shit, we get to finally see inside of the farm. This is quite hellish, though. I still hope Betty's mom dies. Hashtag baptism. Yay! Betty's mom stopped breathing. Oh, she is alive. This sucks. Betty is now trying to convince her mom to leave the farm. Betty is about to be homeless as fuck.

(watched and written 10/09/2025)

Jughead narrating Alice selling her house. Betty singlehandedly keeping property value down. Slay as fuck. The farm and the pretty poisons and the gargoyles are having a massive fucking gang fights. Based. Veronica and Hiram are fighting it out about finances, and Hiram is extorting Veronica. Is the bar secret? I thought everyone in Riverdale knew.
Archie and Josie investigate the boxing area and find a child in the closet playing with a lighter. He is literally my dad. Anyhow, this child is called Ricky. And Ricky has no family or friends. Ricky got burn marked with the same mark as Archie has. Archie is trying his hardest to help Ricky because Archie sees himself in Ricky. Cheryll and Tony Tiger are fighting again. Cheryll is a toxic bitch, or should I say a poisonous asshole. Archie is afraid of getting Ricky help. Anyhow, Betty and Kevin are arguing now. This is so philosophical. Jughead sounded like JD, "we're all serpents now!", this is fucking based. I hope that Jughead becomes more JD type slay. Veronica is hosting a child casino. If they were low on money, where did they pull all these bar improvements from?
Jughead and FP are trying to plan how to further re-intergrate the ghoulies/gargoyles back into the serpents. Ricky made Archie a funny little drawing of everyone praising the gargoyle king. Betty is snooping on the farm's July meeting where they are doing competitive self-harm. Hiram is trying to help Veronica in exchange for help the other way around, too.
Jughead's mom and Veronica are doing the same deal. Betty and Josie are talking about Kevin. Gossiping to hell and back. All about Kevin joining a cult. Jughead is trying to aid Archie in finding this lost kid. But the gargoyle fraction of the serpents are devided because kindness is not something they commonly do. No. Not more singing. Please. My eardrums. Jughead's mom is not a great performer. And Veronica just lost both her deals. Kevin gets to walk over red hot coals. There is a list of sacrifices on the wall of the gargoyle. And Ricky was hidden in the walls there. Kevin is blackmailing Betty now. Rip Betty.
Archie is trying to bond over trauma with Ricky. Tony summoned Jughead because someone tried to kill fangs. What the fuck dude. Why would the cops not do anything about any of this. Veronica and Reggie want to attain more freedom from their extorters. Archie wants to get Ricky into a safe, permanent family. Veronica wants to get the pretty poisons to be the muscle for the illegal underground casino bar. This is mad. This show is mad.
Jughead and FP made a plan to turn the serpents into a snitch gang. Mister edgy school shooter gets kicked out of the serpents to realize this plan. Ricky is Joaquins lil bro!? I hope Archie gets shanked. This is literally the same story as Betty's brother. Archie is trying to manipulate Ricky. But as it turns out, Ricky was manipulating Archie all along.
Hiram and Jughead's mom are both set out of the casino. The Veronica plot just keeps looping over and over and over again. Betty yearns for community. She yearns to join the farm. To be a member of the cult. She hopes to be included anywhere. Archie feels hopeless. He gets guidance from Jughead and Betty in order to survive and go back to a more regular life. Betty started the fakest fire ever.

(watched and written 10/09/2025)

FP and his ex are getting back together, or to phrase it better, FP is getting manipulated by his ex. Jughead's mom bought Betty's house. What the hell. Jughead just wants to bone Betty it seems. Veronica appears to no longer be in the main gang. I want to suckerpunch Cheryll. You could have seen this coming from a hundred miles away. What kind of drug is fizzle rocks supposed to be. Veronica and Tony Tiger are performing together, and Cheryll is jealous. Jughead's mom is such a manipulating girl boss.
FP thought he would die at fifty, which is a tad sad. What the hell is a 10-23? Veronica and Reggie are breaking up! Hurrah! Kevin is a gamemaster in gungeons and gargoyles. It is not Kevin. Just someone who sounds and looks like him. Now the main three are playing gungeons and gargoyles again. Archie is gonna beat up 10 kids in hand to hand combat. Based. Betty tells Jughead that his mom is dealing drugs. Hiram and Archie are besties again. Jughead, Betty, and Archie are trying to get ten kids to face Archie in fist to fist combat.
Why does this show lowkey promote sixteen year olds drinking. Cheryll is prettily poisoning her relationship with Tony Tiger. They got an entire cosplay convention crowd in here to kill a sixteen year old LMFAO. This is peak comedy. Archie got up n bitten. Such an emo kitties.
Why is hatefucking a thing? It is fucking dumb. Archie is about to risk suicide. If I was fucking someone I hated, I would not trust them to blindfold me. This show is so fucking stupid. This show is fucking idiopathic. I want to beat up all the writers in the same way Archie got beaten during the abhorrent sex scene. Cheryll is Blackmailing Tony the Tiger.
Why did Archie think he would owe Hiram? Hiram obviously owes him in this situation. That is fucking stupid. Jughead is confronting his mom about her drug empire.FP's birthday is happening now. I feel bad for him. Why the fuck is heathers being involved in this show now. Jughead has a speech and did not prepare at all. It was actually a really good speech, though. Even if it was not exactly the truth.

(watched and written 10/09/2025)

Fucking shitty heathers ripoff. The choreography makes me wish for a noose. Why isn't Veronica Veronica? Why is Veronica yellow. It does not suit her. Neither based on character nor color nor outfit. Josie rabbit is Veronica sawyer???? Josie is gonna bone Jughead?? I forgot the farm cult was a thing and thought they were doing a horrid portrayal of theater class. No one here can sing. Like. At all. The lyrics changes are fucking horrifying, what the hell??? I love how loud the shoving sounds are. The farm cult recruitment drive.
Jughead wants the trailer back. It got stolen. Why? Who? What? Hiram and the Hermoine are separating. Veronica is acting stupid. Or she got amnesia. Why is there a cult party? The goblin king is here, too. Veronica and her ex are having a Heather's themed hook up. Anyhow, drug brownies in the farm cult party!! People are confessing about seeing ghosts. Psychosisbonding. Cult confession ceremony!! Veronica, bitch, cope better. This separation could be seen from a hundred miles away. "Did you have a lobotomy for breakfast?" Why did JD become trans and multiple people? Gay cult gay cult gay cult gay cult gay cult.
Josie and Archie date now, I guess. Weatherbee is a farm member. Lol. Jughead found his trailer. It has a drug lab inside. Jughead is a bad JD. Why are all the relationships just back to normal. Jughead peered into his coffee so hard he damn near became coffee. Veronica tries to not get daddy issues. Hiram gives her daddy issues anyway. Veronica should stop singing. Hiram. Hermoine. Woltuhh woite is making all the riverdale drugs. Jughead looks so done. Jughead and Betty are the true main characters of this musical. Even Jughead is stripping???? What the actual fuck is this? Only the farm cult applauds.

(watched and written 18/09/2025)

FP is training the serpents to not die ever. JB is one of the worst characters in the show. Betty and her mom are talking at last at the cult farm cult. Betty is applying to join the cult farm now. Why? For her mom, I think. I hope hermoine dies. Mad dog! He is in prison! The plot is circles. There are so many circles. Jughead is holding a shop clerk at knife point. Based. Cheryll is being honest with the farm cult. In order to infiltrate. Mad dog and Archie want to fist one another. Based. FP and Jughead are fighting because Jughead is doing what FP used to do, too. They are so stupid.
Hiram and Hermoine need therapy. This needs to happen because God hates divorce. But Hiram is atheist now. Mad dogs' family is being held hostage by the gargoyles. Archie's new gang and the serpents are starting a war on gargoyles. Cheryll is being taken hostage by the farm. Hiram is still publicly representing hermoine as his wife. Maybe he is a little religious. Jughead Archie gangs are warring in gargoyle territory. And everyone is bleeding. Murder suicide attempt against Jughead.
Hiram divorced Hermoine. This is against the law of God. Hiram is going to hell? Yay! Jughead and his mom are bickering. And she is abusing him to get her way. Average parent moment. Cheryll did drugs, and now she's a cultee. FP runs into gargoyle cult shit again. He is scured. Poor babygirl.

(watched and written 18/09/2025)

I can not wait for this season to final fucking Lee be over. Edgar EverNever. LOL. This name is making me crack the fuck up. LOL. Betty. The answer is jingle jangle or fizzle rocks or whatever. I forgot baby teeth was a member of the boxers. Why is the farm all white now? Betty is spreading a video of Jason being shot by his dad just to bully cheyll. I love the coroner so much. Why are kids using the sex club? (Part 10billion) Archie is embodying the awkward boxer vibe in this TV advertisement.
Veronica loves rigged coins. Betty's mom and Edgar appear to be dating. The farm pushes its followers to psychosis to mentally abuse them, anyhow, Betty kidnapped her mom. Betty's mom is tied and bound in the bunker. Betty is trying to get back he mom now. Someone is killing herself at school. Farm cunt is trying to break up Tony Tiger and Cheryll again. Why are six year olds playing g and g. Betty is threatening the cunt. Yay. Archie and Gang harass a graveyard to be motivated for boxing fights.
Betty vs Edgar Allen poe fist fight go! Banger. Well, maybe a fist fight with words instead of fists. Betty kidnaps her mom some more. Bang bang. Veronica is making Archie look like a little queer. Cheryll and Tony Tiger are being forced to break up by the cult farm. Instead Tony Tiger joined the cult farm too. Archie gonna be turned into pulp by a drugged up opponent. Archie KOed him. Or killed, maybe. Jellybean got kidnapped by the king.

(watched and written 18/09/2025)

Did Jughead's mom really not see this coming? She is stupid. Why are they playing the gayme? Archie feels bad for pinching someone to death. Why are Betty and Hiram talking? Archie and his boyfriend are being arrested for drug possession. FP yells at his wife. Based as hell. This is so based. This show is not based, though. I do not feel good about this all. Archie just got assaulted on tellie. I AM AT MY HAPPIEST WHEN I AM UNCONSCIOUS!! Betty snoop is stealing papers to bully her peers.
Archie. You both signed wafers. Neither of you is entirely at fault. Stupid idiot. EverNever strikes again. She is a decade older than her classmates, and no one noticed??? Idiots. Pop's almost shot Jughead. This is so silly. Betty manipulates her aunt to save her niece and nephew. Based. The Jones family is splintering. Bang bang boom. Archie wants to make out with Elio. But he is in the closet.
The Jones vs cyclops battle is settled via ninja turtles. Shanked in the leg. Why is there such a bad cover of back to black. This is torture. Edgar and Evelyn are married??????? WHAT IN THE FUCKING INSEST BULLSHIT IS THIS SHIT YO? Why does she laugh from happiness that her brother died. Fucked up. Anyhow, baby kidnapping. Hurrah. Tony tiger is lost to the cult now. Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us Join us. How about shut the fuck up? Bitches. Jughead faced the gargoyle king. Peak.
Josie, jump off of a bridge with your leaving unannounced. Still, good on you queen. Your voice sucks, but pop off! Hiram and Elio have gay sex in the sauna? Why do Elio and Archie look the same? Betty's dad died.

(watched and written 18/09/2025)

I have no clue what the fuck the plot is going on about. Holy shit, human puzzles.(?) I hate Archie's mom. Fuck off. Hey Betty, stop being mentally stable and join the cult. Jellybean is mansplaining her evilness to Jughead. Veronica is Archie's sugardaddy. Way to break gendernorms. I love Cheryll. Based junior prom. Betty's dad is dead now. What bullshit. Jughead stealing griffins and gargoyles from an abandoned bus. Wait, Veronica and Archie aren't back together yet? She is the butchest butch Twitter can handle before they have a stroke.
Betty had GnG delulus again. Archie's mom want him to go to the military. Archie's mom is such a cunt. Holy fuck. I keep forgetting these cunts supposed to be 16. I forgot cheryll was a cultist now. Archie gonna lose 3KGs in a couple days. Anorexia core. #ED tumblr. #gurl blog. #hell is a teenage girl. I wish my cult would start taking off already. HE HAS A FAKE BACK?!?!?! Why is he oily. OILED UP TRAINING MONTAGE. Fire and ice prom theme. The rennaisance instead. The rennaisance is now medieval. Bro. Disappoint your mom. She doesn't give a flying fuck about you. LOL. Instant KO. Based. Bro. Just bomb all y'alls school. Get this shit over and done with. Bruh. Archie doesn't want to turn into a fasc. Based. Where is Fred in all this.
This is definitely theater kids made. And millennial. Most people don't care enough to change their outfits based on the theme. Archie looks like king Charles. Veronica got scammed by her dad again. I am gonna. I don't know what I was typing. Betty is being stupid again. Betty is prom queen. But Betty is gone. L.aughing. M.y. A.ss O.ff. LMFAO. Betty is his father's son. Based. Betty is getting drugged and killed. Betty has a gun. But I got pushed into a wall. And it is now being killed. By the farm. Lmao. This is all so stupid. Should have been crowned queen. Bitch. This is literally the spongebob nosferatu episode. Why is Betty alive. This is truly huivering.

(watched and written 10/10/2025)

The black hood cut off his own hand. Based. Hiram, these are your gangs and your drugs. Bruh. Hiram is buying the entire town of river Dall-E. Veronica is gonna bust her dad. Betty is a farmer. Betty is getting free lore. Betty has the serial killer genes. Based. She should shoot up riverdale High. The farm is just an EMDR based cult. Stripper Betty is domming regular Betty. Betty is being groomed by her therapist cult daddy. Jughead is still tweaking with GnG. The homeless kid is back. Homeless kids represent!!! The farm is a self-harm groomer therapist cult! I hate how much is going on. Betty should really become a serialized murderer. Jughead is gonna kill the homeless 13-year-old. The boyscout behavior is honestly so intensely real. The princess is someone who is alive. Ethel is a cunt. Don't help her Jughead.
Kookoopants. Based. Based lingo. This lingo is my jam. The boyscouts would NEVER stand down like this. Evil fakers. Why does Ethel not have any kidneys. Did they give themselves up for lent? Betty is figuring out the farms' organ harvesting program. Yay. The black hood us back out to kill some kids. Yay! Child murder.
Archie is gonna betray his mom. Illegal boxing for Hiram Lodge. Against Hiram Lodge. Veronica is singing suggestively about her dad. Veronica shut up. I want to watch this grown man beat up a 17 year old boy. Laws are there to break. I hope Archie gets beaten to death. Archie is getting beaten down. Hiram is being arrested by the FPI (FP and FBI) yay. I love how Hiram in jail is still covered in sweat and oil, which is being illuminated by the "moon light". Yay.
Veronica makes Hiram cry. Ethel is back to life. Jason Blossom is alive again? I like organ harvesting. Stop those girls. BITCH YO. Betty just castrated the gay boys. Cheryll just pointlessly sacrificed herself. Veronica, Reggie, and Archie are back in a threesome. Reggie just came. Betty is tied up for some good old fashioned torture. Jughead is diffing a corpse home.

(watched and written 10/10/2025)

Cheryll's mom is turning into a witch. Jughead and FP are discussing how a corpse is the gargoyle king. Cheryll's mom wants to bulk buy organs to become a witch. Yay, the EverNevers are going to commit a Jonestown style cult suicide. Archie got a gift from the black hood or the gargoyle king. Betty has been dressed up and shoved in the Blossom household. Cheryll's mom is the string puller. Penelope. Penelope and the black hood/Betty's dad are working together, and also with the gargoyle king as well. Chic is the gargoyle king. Penelope thinks she is dexter. Vro ts pmo sm frfr. How does the sex club fit into all of this?
Penelope is hunting the main gang. Edgar moved the organs. Yay. Archie has to fight some dude wearing a bear skin. Lol. Archie looked Jughead deep in the eyes and got the motivation to live. True bromance. EverNever is causing gay cult suicide. Cheryll is being dragged to her room while wanting to escape. Rip. Anyhow, the death cult hungergames esque game is being forcefully continued. Betty and ronny are playing ultra spinny spin the spine. One of them will drink the gay potion at 3am. Betty hath been chosen. But Ronny steals it. Now they want to bone.
Veronica, why are you fucking with Reggie's feelings constantly. Also, why are you wasting time while the poison is taking your body. Are you mentally stupid in the head. Alice Cooper is saving cheryll to freedom. Along with the second twin, but Alice returns to protect polly. Toni tiger misses cheryll. She would rather let the main 4 die than let cheryll die. I can't believe chic is still alive, though. There were no signs to that for like 15 hours of plot. Stupid as all fartballs. I think Toni should transition to become Ton. I hate all the romance. Why do you need to be romantic. I hope Betty shoots Hal.
The gargoyle king does not care about the rules she's cared about for the entire season, I guess. This is God awful bottom barrel writing. What. The. Frick. Frog. Also, people would stop running into a never ending stream of arrows at some point. Everyone say for Kevin drank the kool-aid. Yay. Penelope blossom is still free? Also, what happened to the posion? Jason's corpse is still a thing. The Lodges get FBI raiding. Yay. Hiram continues being a little meanie pants grumpy mcgrump nuggets. Archie is being based. The FBI also visits Betty. Apparently Betty's mom is an FBI guy. This is SUCH bs. If this were the case, she would NOT have involved Betty in the farm. Not in a billion years. The FBI dude is Betty AND Jugheads brother. And Betty AND Jughead are dating. They're toasting to having a normal year. Cut a year further and they are in another cult. It appears Jughead is gone, though?

(watched and written 10/10/2025)