Track 1: It's Alive - Bobby (Boris) Pickett
Villain music fuckery. I absolutely fuck with this wtf???? This is such a rad track.

Track 2: Oral Hygiene - Mr. Elk & Mr. Seal
I do not like this, what the fuck am I listening to? Is this like depression: the roast? I hate this. This is God Awful.

Track 3: The Smallest Thing Known to Man - Lorne Elliott
Very 'Uranium Fever' type beat, absolutely hilarious lyrics. I fuck with this heavily. Banger/10.

Track 4: The Baby Zone - Glenn Super
This is such a boomer tune. And yet it is not awful. We have entered the baby zone. Complaining about how difficult babies are is so real.

Track 5: Moose in My House - Scott Laningham
This is an absurdist masterpiece. I adore this. This is absolute fucking peak. Holy shit.

Track 6: In 1492 Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blues - Tim Cavanaugh
Writing a song about how you were emberassed by your teacher in school and at the same time calling out how shitty colonialism is. Absolutely based. Love this tune.

Track 7: Booger on My Beer Mug - Sneaky Pete
I thought this would be a more 'Cotton Eye Joe' type beat. Kind of regrettable that it is not.

Track 8: Hangover - Krypton
Residents type beat. Lovely. I really do enjoy this vibe. He is lying to himself about never going to get that drunk again because we all know he will get himself that drunk again, which is honestly just kind of sad :p

Track 9: She Grabbed My Coconuts - Barry & the Bookbinders
Well, this sure is a strong start to this compilation album. The tune is surprisingly catchy and really sets up the vibe that this album is not meant to be taken seriouly in the slightest.

Track 10: Take Me Out to the Ball Game - Palm Springs Yacht Club
Why is it like this. This makes me sad. Why does it sound like that? I am sad now.

Track 11: My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan - Scary Gary Alan
I want to eat his baseball cards too. Baseball players would probably taste radical. I feel like I would taste radical too, but maybe the baseball cards would elevate my flavor further. Someone feed me rare baseball cards.

Track 12: Ballad of Woody & Mia - Loose Bruce Kerr
I love upbeat nuclear vibe songs, the make me so joyous. I like being joyous sometimes. But can we talk about how unjoyous the lyrics make me? A step father assaulting his own daughter. Why does humanity be like this?

Track 13: I Love You - Jim Fontano
Well well well. What do we have here? A man singing about how much he loves you.

Track 14: Baby I'm Dead - Mike Toomey
Old love song but not about love. This is actually a banger. "Baby, believe it or not, I am dead already. John Lennon wants to know why no one is still alive, Buddy Holly too."

Track 15: Mutant Cows - The Dyzmals
What is this song about? Mutant cows who say "mooo" or something? No, it could not be. Nobody would sing about mutant cows who are not fluent in the english language. They have lazer eyes, and so do I. Absolute masterpiece of a song.

Track 16: Late Bloomer - Lauren Mayer
Singing about having a late starting puberty and how everyone bullies her. Not really my vibe.

Track 17: They Don't Wear Pants in the Southern Part of France - John Bartles.
This tune is too familiar. I think its the Arabian Riff I immediately recognize? Quite a vibe. And it is cool to know that they don't ear pants in the southern part of france.

Track 18: Sushi Baby - Bianca Bob & Flystrip
Sushi Baby brings this sort of experimental weird girl vibe to the function that scares most people well away. I fuck with it, though.

Track 19: Road Kill - Milo Tremley
This song is a little boring to be honest.

Track 20: Mrs. Fletcher (Help Me, I've Fallen) - Slant 6 & the Jumpstarts
I have fallen and I can't get up. Me too babe, me too. I fall and can not get up sometimes too.

Track 21: Rudy Rudy - Harry Jeremy
I feel bad for Harry Jeremy for having 2 first names. This tune feels very drug-esque. It is interesting but a bit too much in my opinion.

Track 22: Freeze Dried Fido - Joe Keefe
WHaT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG? I hate this it is so dark. And yet I adore it for being so incredibly unhinged.

Track 23: White Spots - Jesse Goldberg
This song is about birds shitting and accidentally eating their shit, I guess. Not my vibe. Probably not yours either.

Track 24: The Yum Yum Tree - Tom Dark
What? They are eating the trees? I am mainly just confused to be honest. The communists and the devil are behind the yum yum tree and the wiccans have to protect it from the FBI? I am confused.

Track 25: A Terrorist Christmas - James & Kling
This is my type of christmas tune. I should really make a lobster sanctioned christmas playlist for next christmas. This is what I wish my christmas would look like every single year. Could you imagine how radical that would be? Getting weaponry to build my own army every single christmas? The governments would shiver at my mere existence. I wish I could get twelve nuclear holocausts.

Track 26: I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas - Howie Nave
Is this the original 'Ram Ranch'? Why is it 51 minutes long. Why is the file 117MB? I can be suicidal whenever I want, sorry Mr Howie, but I am not the part time 'girl' for you. Mainly because I am a lobster. But also because I am not up to your standards. Okay this file is just broken, I think. I do like the track.

This was an interesting listen. There are a bunch of absolute bangers in this compilation, but also some tracks that severely miss their mark. So like most things it is good, but not great. I had not before heard any of these tunes, so that definitely is a strong plus point for this compilation. I wonder how Dr. Demento finds these gems. Can not be the easiest thing to do.

Track 1: When I Was a Dinosaur - Trout Fishing In America
This song is honestly so real. When I was a dinosaur all I was was future fossil fuel, too. So real broski. My little bitty brain did not think of anything either. Catchy and enjoyable.

Track 2: Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Birthday tune!! Yippee!!

Track 3: High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes with SuLu
Rats in the locker room. New york city rats eating pizza in the locker room. Not my type of beat, because it is lowkey accurate to the highs and lows, mainly the lows, of high school. The bully comes and knocks you down.

Track 4: Eskimo - Corky and the Juice Pigs
He is the only gay eskimo he knows :( This is so sad. Alexa play despacito.

Track 5: Dick Price - I Wanna Fried Pie
This song makes me want to die. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WANT A FRIED APPLE PIE. I hate this. This is a culinary sin.

Track 6: Dog With Plastic Stomach - The Yuh-uh-uh-uhs
Bass goes hard. The dog is a girl. Will she eat the neighbor's car? I would if i was her. This is ass in the most delightful way. I am enjoying. What does it mean? Jelly bean? Is it a dream? Holy shit LAZER BEAM!!

Track 7: Giant Spiders - Joe & Sharon Keefe
Suddenly a sad song about big spiders. The businessmen will exploit the giant black hairy spiders and destroy the rainforests to be able to deepfry the spiders so we can eat them in restaurants. I enjoy this. It is great. I think we should let spiders be.

Track 8: We Eat Kitty Cats - The Defectives
I am really hoping to like this one. It is so intense. Military song. About eating the cats. Really good song about eating kitty cats. This is such a slay anthem.

Track 9: Strip Naked You Sweet Maggot - The Rudy Schwartz Project
I hate the voices, I hate the lyrics, I hate half of the instrumentals, but my sweet baby Jesus does all this hatred somehow come together to form enjoyment. Maybe I am just a masochist, maybe this cracked the human code of enjoyment. Circling around bad back to awesome. Holy shit.

Track 10: B.A.R.F. Construction - Doo-doo Wah
Not my vibe, but I bet there is a twist. But there is not, and it just remains sad and boring.

Track 11: Disco Toilet - Hersh & Chipkin
The original Skibidi Toilet.

Track 12: Bad Haircut - Wally Pleasant
Story of going to get a haircut. This is always what it is like. It is never any different. I would go to a psychiatrist too if my haircut was sufficiently bad enough, and even if it was not exquisitely bad.

Track 13: A Trip to Jurassic Park - Whimsical Will
Big epic music. A whole new world. Diggin' in the dirt. This is honestly such a cool concept. I really enjoy how all the answers to the questions are music clips. This is honestly so radical. So joyous. So jolly. I am jolly even when they get killed by dinosaurs. Remember to say please and thank you.

Track 14: I Got a Code in My Dose - Rosetta Duncan
It is wild to think this voice is from someone born in the 1800s. This is kind of horrifying. The passing of time is devastating, terrifying evil.

Track 15: Dwarf Tossin' - Bouquet of Veal
I would like to throw small people around too, just like in the movie wolf of wallstreet. I want to have some fun too. But times have changed.

Track 16: 18 Wheels Later - Barry & The Bookbinders
Grandpa ahh music. Smoking lead paint and painting the walls with crystal meth coded. It fits considering the lyrics.

Track 17: P. C. (Politically Correct) - John Kunich
I do not enjoy this much.

Track 18: Crazy - Ace T. & The Hindenburg Ground Crew
This song was written about me and how my feelings go big. This song is about the lengths I would go for love. This song has my vibes pegged down.

Track 19: The Rag Rag - Boogerman
This sure is a rag. Not much more I have to say about this.

Track 20: Beer Gut - Da Yoopers
Song about the average uncle. Also quite a boring song.

Track 21: Get Drunk With Dignity - Tim Cavanaugh
This compilation is having quite a twist to the boring toward the end, kind of sad.

Track 22: Thorazine Shuffle - Modern Entertainment
Honestly the story of my life. I too would shuffle if you put me on typical antipsychotic medications invented 75 years ago. This song is so me. I feel truly seen.

Track 23: An Axl Christmas - Sponge Awareness Foundation
Another interesting christmas song. I will be loaded with these come this christmas.

Track 24: Let's All Get Demented - Ivor Biggun
Chainsaw rabbit. Oh no. Compared to Dr. Demento I would feel sane too. I did not expect custom tunes here. Holy shit "They're coming to take me away, ha ha." I was just thinking of that because of this track. This goes fucking hard.

Track 25: Ain't We Crazy - Haywire Mac
Reminds me too much of the song "Napalm Sticks to Kids" so I do not like this song particularly much.
I really enjoyed this mix. It had a couple of absolute bangers, but toward the end (hear, not at the end, which was absolutely awesome, but before the end), it got really slow and thus stale. I am glad it picked up again after, though. Just sad there were so many similarly vibing songs that i did not vibe with back to back. Remember to say please and thank you, or else Barney the dinosaur can and will kill you.

Track 1: Down With The V.E.G. - The Amazing Onionheads
What the fuck is this? What the fuck am I listening to? I am down with V.E.G. Pro-vegetarian rap is peak ngl. This is surprisingly not completely ass.

Track 2: Stress - Jim Infantino
This is so me coded. I have to have another cup of coffee too.

Track 3: Lazin' In The Shade (Of The Information Super-Highway) - The Foremen
Me when I am sleepy and/or tired while browsing the internet. Very accurate to that feeling. Feels like it could fit right into the fallout games. The email female male line goes harder than this ong deserves it to go.

Track 4: Thrill Seeker - Fred Stoller
Infomercial about the product of not giving a fuck about things that really do not matter in the slightest. This is lowkey a boring song.

Track 5: God Told Me To Rob The 7-11 - Dick Price
I am so glad this guy gets some amount of joy and happiness and use out of his prayers to God. I too would love for God to tell me this kind of stuff. I would be a happy little fellar crawling on the ocean floor. Would that not be joyous?

Track 6: Do The Picard - Rusty Humphries & The Boneheads
What?

Track 7: Bald Guys - Faust & Lewis
Bald guys. Like Mike Ermantraut and Walter White and Jesse Pinkman and Hank!?!? Is this a breaking bad reference? Bald guys are boring.

Track 8: I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead (Demo) - "Weird Al" Yankovic
I love this vibe. Most people do no love this vibe, but it is my vibe, and they will just have to cope. Fucking nerds unable to vibe with me. Psychosis is here for us now up until we are pushing up daisies of our own we will be forced to remain not-mellow.

Track 9: Harley-Davidson Polka - The Happy Schnapps Combo
Vrumm Vrumm, there goes the Harley Davidson. This song is not silly enough for me. It vibes like cocaine, where as I do not vibe like cocaine. I vibe like Datura if any drug at all.

Track 10: Rollerblading! - Tom Dark
Mid.

Track 11: Spring Fishin' - Bananas At Large
Something your southern grandpa whom outwardly appears very racist and homophobic, but when you get to know him he is actually quite nice and likeable, would listen to. You dig?

Track 12: I Was Born About Ten Million Songs Ago - Steven Brust
Boring old banjo song. Not something that is particularly up my alley.

Track 13: We're Rockin' In The Rest Home (In The Year 2030) - Pat Sojourner
This is so close to being my vibe, but it falls just a tad short. That is sad.

Track 14: Has Anybody Seen Our Cat? - Burt Shepard
Me when I hear cats screaming outside. Where is his cat?

Track 15: The Cat Song - Joe & Sharon Keefe
Biblical sad cat song about cats not being in the bible and thus not able to go to heaven. Kind of sad.

Track 16: Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs - The Mrs Ackroyd Band
Sad song about the ways in which a Dachshund is disabled compared to other dogs. Kind of a sad tune.

Track 17: If Pigs Had Wings - Heywood Banks
Lowkey a surprisingly good track. Really quite enjoyed this one. Non sensical and jolly, exactly how I like my music.

Track 18: Existential Blues Pt. Too? - Tom (T-Bone) Stankus
Quite a nice song. I am vibing to the ghosts whispering into my ears. They are once again coming to take me away ha ha.

Track 19: Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - The 5 Jones Boys
Mr ghost is so me coded. I want to go to town, too.

Track 20: Gridlock Christmas - The Hollytones
POV: you live in a car-centric society, and thus are forced to suffer the consequences.

Track 21: Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio - Gordon Wallace
Not particularly great nor spectacular for a show stopping number.
I really did not much care for this one. It felt sloppy and a bit boring all things considered. I had not yet heard any of these songs, but in all honestly, most of these songs were not particularly worth listening to. I would not really recommend this much. Worst basement tapes so far. Hope they will get better again later.

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