Okay, so, I absolutely adore monster energy drinks. I love them, tho the company is meh. I want to try all the flavors, so I thought I might as well rate them. I did basic ratings when first tasting them, but I only sorted them into categories. I did not take flavor notes nor did I give it a number rating. I will only be able to provide flavor notes for the most memorable flavors.

The ones I am hunting for are:
Ultra Vice Guava
Ultra Blue Hawaiian
Peaches 'n Cream
Killer Brew moca loca
Killer Brew mean bean
Ultra wild passion
ultra punk punch
voodoo grape
strawberry shot
irish creme
green tea
dragon ice tea lemon
dragon ice tea peach

These are Objectively the best fucking flavors, and your opinion is wrong if you disagree. BURN.

Monster Ultra fiesta.

Nice and sweet, not too sweet. Will not immediately kill me. A touch of fruitiness without the bitchy texture.

Monster Ultra Golden Pineapple (And Ultra Gold, this one always felt better).

Fucking love pineapple. Pineapple is peak fruit. Abolutely love this drink.

Monster White Pineapple Reserve.

Fucking love pineapple. Pineapple is peak fruit. Abolutely love this drink. This one tastes more like pineapple candy than the other.

Monster Ultra White.

Sweet and fresh, a go to great drink.

Monster Ultra Black.

Love cherries so much, and thus I love this flavor.

These have a bit of room for arguing, and might not be 100% accurate. But I do not give a fuck. Buy these for me and I will be happy.

Monster Juiced Khaotic

Very nice and very fruity. I do like that in a drink.

Monster Ultra Red.

Very berry, very good. Hate that it is so uncommon and that it is getting discontinued.

Monster Ultra Paradise.

Less sweet and a lot more refreshing. Very good drink

Monster Ultra Sunrise.

Nice orange flavor, wish it was still readily available here.

Monster Kiwi Strawberry Reserve.

Very interesting flavor, definitely good.

Monster Rehab Peach Tea/Peached Ice Tea.

Love ice tea, like peach. Great combination.

Monster Java Loco Moca.

Yeah, really liked this one.

Monster espresso triple shot (all three).

I quite love these drinks, but will only get them when I can get them for like 50ct/can. This is because for the longest time I did not have access to decent coffee, and that was a semi-frequent sale I saw over here.

Monster Absolutely Zero.

Original, but a bit less sweet. Love it.

Monster Lewis Hamilton (Original).

Weird flavor, but quite good!

Monster Nitro (Original).

Love the texture and flavor of this. It just feels like carbonated, caffeinated orange juice.

Monster Bad Apple

Carbonated, caffeinated, sparkling apple juice. Need I say more>

Monster Rio Punch

Fruity fucking coctail of sweet delishious goodness. Fucking awesome, dude.

Monster The Doctor zero sugar

Caffeinated fanta, but make it hit lighter. Lowkey amazing.

Monster Lando Norris zero

I quite enjoy this mango flavored monster, it is surprisingly light and lovely. I am shocked that they did not fuck up the mango flavor like a lot of mango flavored products tend to be.

These I can change my opinion on. They are just good. Not great, not bad. Just good, and I will still enjoy drinking these whe I get them.

Monster Monarch.

Tasty sweet punch flavor, though it feels quite thick and heavy whilst drinking it.

Monster Ripper - yellow.

A bit on the sweet side for my liking, but it really is not all that bad.

Monster Pacific punch.

Heavy fruit punch version 1.

Monster Pipeline punch.

Heavy fruit punch version 2.

Monster Mixxd Punch.

The best of the punches. Quite sweet, but a bit more balanced and less dense than the others.

Monster Ultra watermelon.

Watermelon flavors are hard to nail, but this one is OK for what it is.

Monster Ultra violet.

Quite a good flavor that is regrettably hard to come by, kind of saddened by its relative obscurity.

Monster Ultra blue.

Refreshingly delishious flavor that I can only find at the Polish store for some reason.

Monster Ultra rosa.

Yet another Ultra white knockoff. Decent for sometimes, but regretably discontinued.

Monster Watermelon reserve.

Sugary watermelon, quite a decent flavor.

Monster Orange dreamsicle.

I prefer the reign version, but this one ain't bad either. Quite a good orange-y flavor, though a bit on the heavy side.

Monster Rehab Tea + lemon.

Very hard to mess up iced tea if you are not lipton.

Monster Super Fuel mean green .

Flat sport water type energy, interestingly decent.

Monster Louis hamiltom zero.

Quite a good drink for how short it was around.

Monster Aussie lemonade.

Sweet, weird, refreshing, lemonade?

Monster Juiced Viking Berry

Tastes like melted popsicles. Quite yummy and enjoyable, though a bit high in sugar for my liking.

Monster Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red

Tastes like a cheap knockoff ultra white, but typically more expensive.

Monster Ultra Strawberry Fantasy

Girly pink sweet fabulous strawberry monster uwu. It is sweet, it is dainty, and that is what it has going for it.

These I can change my opinion on. They are alright to experience, but not particularly worth buying.

Monster Ultra Citron.

Just tastes weird, does not work as a monster flavor.

Monster Lando Norris.

Mediocre melon flavor. Very overrated. I can get better melon flavor for cheaper. Sad that it is so bad.

Monster Regular.

Ocassionally I want a cold monster OG to satiate the lust for monster.

Monster The doctor.

Horrible oversweat version of fanta.

Monster Chinese Dragon tea.

Weird sweet caffeinated tea.

These are godawful and terrible, do not know why anyone would want to buy them.

Monster Assault.

Fuckass horrid cola.

Monster Mango loco.

too sugary and weird texture.