Okay, so, I absolutely adore monster energy drinks. I love them, tho the company is meh. I want to try all the flavors, so I thought I might as well rate them. I did basic ratings when first tasting them, but I only sorted them into categories. I did not take flavor notes nor did I give it a number rating. I will only be able to provide flavor notes for the most memorable flavors.

These are Objectively the best fucking flavors, and your opinion is wrong if you disagree. BURN.

Monster Ultra fiesta.

Nice and sweet, not too sweet. Will not immediately kill me. A touch of fruitiness without the bitchy texture.

Monster Ultra Golden Pineapple (And Ultra Gold, this one always felt better).

Fucking love pineapple. Pineapple is peak fruit. Abolutely love this drink.

Monster White Pineapple Reserve.

Fucking love pineapple. Pineapple is peak fruit. Abolutely love this drink. This one tastes more like pineapple candy than the other.

Monster Ultra White.

Sweet and fresh, a go to great drink.

Monster Ultra Black.

Love cherries so much, and thus I love this flavor.

These have a bit of room for arguing, and might not be 100% accurate. But I do not give a fuck. Buy these for me and I will be happy.

Monster Juiced Khaotic

Very nice and very fruity. I do like that in a drink.

Monster Ultra Red.

Very berry, very good. Hate that it is so uncommon and that it is getting discontinued.

Monster Ultra Paradise.

Less sweet and a lot more refreshing. Very good drink

Monster Ultra Sunrise.

Nice orange flavor, wish it was still readily available here.

Monster Kiwi Strawberry Reserve.

Very interesting flavor, definitely good.

Monster Rehab Peach Tea/Peached Ice Tea.

Love ice tea, like peach. Great combination.

Monster Java Loco Moca.

Yeah, really liked this one.

Monster espresso triple shot (all three).

I quite love these drinks, but will only get them when I can get them for like 50ct/can. This is because for the longest time I did not have access to decent coffee, and that was a semi-frequent sale I saw over here.

Monster Absolutely Zero.

Original, but a bit less sweet. Love it.

Monster Lewis Hamilton (Original).

Weird flavor, but quite good!

Monster Nitro (Original).

Love the texture and flavor of this. It just feels like carbonated, caffeinated orange juice.

These I can change my opinion on. They are just good. Not great, not bad. Just good, and I will still enjoy drinking these whe I get them.